ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Forastero** · 12-04-2012, 11:34

Originally Posted by AlienFTM

Why do I suspect this thread will be coming soon to a NAAFI Bar forum near you?

Then we can explain to the OP chappy what we really think.

I doubt it'll get that far, frankly.

**Blokeonabike** · 12-04-2012, 11:34

Alien, My bad! I had assumed it was in the NAAFI as it is such pointless drivel. I should have checked and for that I humbly apologise.

**partyr** · 12-04-2012, 11:35

I smell sock puppet, or someone who has ran out of benefits and can't afford a bottle of White Lightning and has actually remembered some of their chequered past. Cnut!!!!

**eodmatt** · 12-04-2012, 11:36

Originally Posted by Bouillabaisse

It was a natural assumption. You've never posted anything that hasn't involved you and sex. Or just sex.

Shock, horror that just isn't true. I once posted a pic of the Bread Factory in Kabul.

**Bouillabaisse** · 12-04-2012, 11:37

Originally Posted by eodmatt

Shock, horror that just isn't true. I once posted a pic of the Bread Factory in Kabul.

Was it in the "Strange places I've had a shag" thread?

**Chef** · 12-04-2012, 11:38

As a disinterested reader, could I ask, did you offend again? If not lesson learned, job jobbed.

What did you do?

**Bouillabaisse** · 12-04-2012, 11:42

Originally Posted by Chef

As a disinterested reader, could I ask, did you offend again? If not lesson learned, job jobbed.

What did you do?

I think we're all missing the point. He wasn't incarcerated there, he was the CO

**donmac** · 12-04-2012, 11:42

Originally Posted by mctc victim

i spent 11 of the most depressing months of my life in this archaic institution from 1994-95,its bone crushingly opressive and its only aim is to strip the incarcerated of their individuality and send them back to their units as obediant robots.why anyone would want to work there is beyond me and if i were one of them i would take a good hard look at myself and seriously ask "why,why,why???theres a lot of good men in there being treated like shit and in a lot of cases"for no good reason.things that people do in civvy street on a daily basis,could land you in this desperate hole if your not careful.so bear this in mind before you take the queens "shilling" they dont tell you about this dump down the recruitment centre"for good reason".ive got plenty on this place and will be back.lets be careful out there.

Gives them the chance to take the piss out of wankers like you.

**eodmatt** · 12-04-2012, 11:43

Originally Posted by Bouillabaisse

Was it in the "Strange places I've had a shag" thread?

You have the advantage of me as I know not of that which you speak and thus must defer to your superior knowledge of such things.

And to the OP. Spill the beans and hurry up please. What were you in for?