Discuss Genitalia in The ARRSE Hole on The Army Rumour Service; Hi Guys,
Im rather new to this forum thing lol but anyway im 17 and want to join the army as a engineer i have wanted to do so for as long as i can ...
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Genitalia Hi Guys,
Im rather new to this forum thing lol but anyway im 17 and want to join the army as a engineer i have wanted to do so for as long as i can remember but i have a problem that i never speak about i only have one testicle i was just born with only one developed and was wondering could this mess up my chances of doing my dream job ? i have looked everywhere online but cant find anything about having only one testicle and joining the british army. Thanks in advance
- 11-04-2012, 06:25 #2
Well it wasn't a problem for Hitler and he made it all the way to the very top as a lance corporal.
- 11-04-2012, 06:42 #3Longlenny likes this.
- 11-04-2012, 08:03 #4Senior Member
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You can join the TA - They dont have any balls at all.
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- 11-04-2012, 08:22 #5Senior Member
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Ooooo, such a sweeping statement - based on what?
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- 11-04-2012, 08:24 #6Senior Member
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Got to be a wah!
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- 11-04-2012, 08:56 #7PrinceAlbertGuest
[QUOTE=CplFoodspoiler;4334037]Ooooo, such a sweeping statement - based on what?[/QUOTE]
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- 11-04-2012, 09:02 #8Senior Member
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It is ok to only have one ball - as long as its a fookin big one. Come to think of it we have soldiers with no balls all over the place (we used to call them WRACs).
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You'll be fine. Most Royal Engineers have at least one appendage missing, so you will fit in well.
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