Discuss Genitalia in The ARRSE Hole on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by JackSmith447
Hi Guys,
Im rather new to this forum thing lol but anyway im 17 and want to join the army as a engineer i have wanted to do so for as ...
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Visit your local Army Careers Office and ask for a copy of "AFCO 5", it contains most of the medical criteria for joining the Armed Forces, failing that, start the recruiting process, one of the first stages is a medical questionnaire, which is sent to Army doctors, it is completely confidential, none of the recruiters get to see what's enclosed and at least that way you get a definitive answer.
Originally Posted by JackSmith447 
Hi Guys,
Im rather new to this forum thing lol but anyway im 17 and want to join the army as a engineer i have wanted to do so for as long as i can remember but i have a problem that i never speak about i only have one testicle i was just born with only one developed and was wondering could this mess up my chances of doing my dream job ? i have looked everywhere online but cant find anything about having only one testicle and joining the british army. Thanks in advance
- 11-04-2012, 11:51 #12
On a serious note, have you been scanned to check whether your other bollock is absent or just undescended? Undescended testes are more prone to developing cancer ( higher temperature) so you really need to know!
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- 13-04-2012, 03:12 #13Junior Member
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Thanks guys some of the replys where quite funny lol. but seriously i have had check's when i was younger i dont speak to my parents about it but i supose i need to at some point. as far as i am aware i was just born without one but who knows i will just need to ask about it. thanks alot guys great help and have put my mind to rest !! Great site btw and keep up the good work of helping people like me.
- 13-04-2012, 03:39 #14
When does it stop?
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Did it stop when the Argentinians bombed Pearl Necklace? Originally Posted by The_Snail
No way, sister. This thread may be a load of testicle, but we'll take it one drop at a time.The_Snail likes this.3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
- 13-04-2012, 04:03 #16You and I and my Bro (TiD) are holding your hand and feeling your pain xxx Originally Posted by eodmatt
Hoppy Scotchbroth for tomorrow xxx"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
- 13-04-2012, 04:19 #17Senior Member
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God Bless you Sister and may the Lord have mercy upon your Arrsoul Originally Posted by The_Snail 3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
- 13-04-2012, 04:28 #18Ace, another brother. Originally Posted by eodmatt
Pray to the whelks, pray.
God will not forgive you, but I don't fucking care.
See you on the step xxxx"What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
- 13-04-2012, 04:33 #19Senior Member
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All hail the Almighty Whelk!
The_Snail likes this.3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
- 13-04-2012, 04:40 #20There'd better be Sketti. Originally Posted by eodmatt "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
"Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
"It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
"I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
[smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
"I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
"Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.
"FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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