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Originally Posted by Apollonia

Dear BBC,

Please use the word 'hens' when writing about French villages handing out free chicken(s).

Yours etc

What about the cockerels? If the chickens are above ambient temperature, is TVA payable?

Originally Posted by Brotherton Lad

What about the cockerels? If the chickens are above ambient temperature, is TVA payable?

Only if they are coated in chocolate as opposed to 'coated' in chocolate which of course is seperate from coated 'in' chocolate.

Chocolate subsitute is also allowed for under this ruling.

Originally Posted by Markintime

I think his callsign is a pun on the actor's name so 'Ma'am' may become 'Sir'! Testosterone would certainly account for the unnecessarily aggressive reply.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm new and I don't know this person. Val is usually a woman in the US, as in Valerie, and/or derivatives thereof. It was an honest mistake.

Originally Posted by Joe_Private

Am I to take it that the M25 is full of car, and that I wake up to the sounds of bird, most of which are perched in tree?

Sure, and while you are at it, when you reach for your wallet, you want to start counting monies.

Originally Posted by Markintime

Plus we all get aroused by suspenders!

True....or perhaps a dusky shot of a gympy

Originally Posted by pmaitra

Sure, and while you are at it, when you reach for your wallet, you want to start counting monies.

Monies surely refers to multiple separate sums of money, so when I count it, should I be counting how much is in each separate lot, how many different amounts there are, or the total sum of all the monies?

Money is a plural anyway.

Originally Posted by 1001Tossers

Money is a plural anyway.

Not in my bank account!