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Discuss Andy McNab does it again in The ARRSE Hole on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Judge Judy Can't move in WHSmith for the rack upon rack of soutie books that are outselling everything else. No mark cunt, what the fuck have you done that'll get you more ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Judge Judy View Post
    Can't move in WHSmith for the rack upon rack of soutie books that are outselling everything else. No mark cunt, what the fuck have you done that'll get you more than a few quid in your pocket and left an ever-lasting military legacy?
    I'm not published, my wife is though, thats how I know about getting a book through to publishing. As for the few quid in my pocket, I'll compare income statements with you anytime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micawber View Post
    Soutie - feel free to write your own bestsellers if you think you can do a better job.
    You laughed at school when your teacher dropped the chalk right? Did you think you could do a better job then? Get some perspective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tremaine View Post
    Nowt really.
    Read on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stonker View Post
    Only the Brits slag their own people off for doing well in life. It's no wonder this country is in the sh1te.
    You're right on all counts

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    Who's a big willy waving boy for his mummy then. Live off the wife then? She writes the books they're her publishers not yours eh.
    Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them
    Being Old and Bold. It's the Mind in a bit of a state. You may already have it.
    www.goodreads.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by soutie View Post
    You dont have to care much, but then if the tits who p'read his books cant be bothered.
    In that case, you'll have apoplexy if you read Fight To Win by Chris Ryan, as I did yesterday whilst waiting for the dentist. Did you know that the SASR was founded during WW2, or that M16 mags have to be taped up to stop them from bursting open?

    Neither did I, possibly because it's BS, like the rest of that book.

    It. Really. Doesn't. Matter.
    Last edited by Mark The Convict; 15-03-2012 at 05:25.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tremaine View Post
    Who's a big willy waving boy for his mummy then. Live off the wife then? She writes the books they're her publishers not yours eh.
    Its a hobby, now she wants to do a screenplay. Like me she's full-time in business. We're not at the subsistance level of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark The Convict View Post
    In that case, you'll have apoplexy if you read Fight To Win by Chris Ryan, as I did yesterday whilst waiting for the dentist. Did you know that the M113 APC can be carried by C130, or that the SASR was founded during WW2, or that M16 mags have to be taped up to stop them from bursting open?

    Neither did I, possibly because it's BS, like the rest of that book.

    It. Really. Doesn't. Matter.
    You read the whole book at the dentist's?

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    Whatever you say big boy . Bye now. Give her our regards you boring cunt.
    Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them
    Being Old and Bold. It's the Mind in a bit of a state. You may already have it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tremaine View Post
    Whatever you say big boy . Bye now. Give her our regards you boring cunt.
    Big? Not unusually. Boring? to you maybe, but then.. to her and ours, not a fcuk.

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