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Discuss Getting fit again in the quickest time possible in The ARRSE Hole on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Rabid Chihuahua I'm not sure about the crying aspect, you flange. People were probably just bored of conversing with a sock puppet using, boring no mark. C'mon, that didn't happen did it? ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rabid Chihuahua View Post
    I'm not sure about the crying aspect, you flange. People were probably just bored of conversing with a sock puppet using, boring no mark.
    C'mon, that didn't happen did it?

    You had a go at jumping on your little bandwagon, said bandwagon ended up being full of cunts who fucked off when questions of service were rightly posed of the majority of them.

    Bottled it and fucked off.

    You could have just answered the questions instead of trying to be a clever cunt in front of your interweb mates. But to do that you would have had to have knownwhat you were on about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by platoonmong View Post
    C'mon, that didn't happen did it?

    You had a go at jumping on your little bandwagon, said bandwagon ended up being full of cunts who fucked off when questions of service were rightly posed of the majority of them.

    Bottled it and fucked off.

    You could have just answered the questions instead of trying to be a clever cunt in front of your interweb mates. But to do that you would have had to have knownwhat you were on about.
    Well I must say it was not interesting enough to look at...... I dont remember questions of service being posed, but a topic like this can only stay interesting for a while. Didnt 'you go crying' that JD had reappeared, while were on that subject....?
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    Quote Originally Posted by platoonmong View Post
    C'mon, that didn't happen did it?

    You had a go at jumping on your little bandwagon, said bandwagon ended up being full of cunts who fucked off when questions of service were rightly posed of the majority of them.

    Bottled it and fucked off.

    You could have just answered the questions instead of trying to be a clever cunt in front of your interweb mates.
    Woo there, I think you'll find I gave you a foolhardy answer that you could have utilised fully. You're the childs age 6-9 pant sniffer that chose not to follow the advice.
    'Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.' - Sheldon Cooper

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    Quote Originally Posted by platoonmong View Post
    The magic faded away whilst I was sleeping in the garden in my combat tardis. She also didn't like my walking around town in full Cefo or making my kids run BPFAs.

    I think it was the respirator during love making which finally killed the romance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by morsk View Post
    Well I must say it was not interesting enough to look at...... I dont remember questions of service being posed, but a topic like this can only stay interesting for a while. Didnt 'you go crying' that JD had reappeared, while were on that subject....?

    I took the piss out of him for offering to fight over the internet (which is sad) and then pulling out like a fanny when it appeared someone might actually fight him (even sadder).

    C'mon, you've got to admit that's funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by platoonmong View Post
    I took the piss out of him for offering to fight over the internet (which is sad) and then pulling out like a fanny when it appeared someone might actually fight him (even sadder).

    C'mon, you've got to admit that's funny.
    Ill admit i did laugh a bit......

    However. You need to realise that there only 4 people on the whole site that will give you a straight answer..... You need to get back into banter mode mate, or you will end up the star of a 'cunt off' thread, and no one wants that.....!
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    Quote Originally Posted by morsk View Post
    Ill admit i did laugh a bit......

    However. You need to realise that there only 4 people on the whole site that will give you a straight answer..... You need to get back into banter mode mate, or you will end up the star of a 'cunt off' thread, and no one wants that.....!
    Mate your assuming I'm taking this seriously which is a huge fucking assumption.

    Yes the question was gen in the begining but I've been taking the piss for awhile now, and not just with the pies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by platoonmong View Post
    Mate your assuming I'm taking this seriously which is a huge fucking assumption.

    Yes the question was gen in the begining but I've been taking the piss for awhile now, and not just with the pies.
    Why didnt I get a pie?
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    Typical, I got bored before the pies appeared.
    It was like that when I got here.

    If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined.

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    Pies? That sounds like lunch to me, gentleman. Now let's shake hands and act like what we were brought up to; init.

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