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16-02-2012, 08:10 #11Senior Member

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When your out looking for people. I am secretly smashing your missus back doors in, then wiping my cock on the poo/jizz ridden stained curtains of yours - go smell your curtains, tis true......
I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........
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16-02-2012, 08:14 #12
Pssssst.....has he gone yet.....I mean can we come out now?
Chavs, hoodies and celts.......
......proof at last of a genetic link!
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16-02-2012, 09:03 #13Senior Member

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It's due to the mis-management of funds by the prevous government. This led to mass unemployment and rampant poverty, thus lack of spending power.
The present administration (all hail) is doing a magnificent job in trying to rectify this horrendous situation with fine fiscal management, but it will take time."You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.
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16-02-2012, 09:07 #14
I'm here. (But not for much longer, thank Buddha).
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
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16-02-2012, 09:10 #15Senior Member
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Belfast and Lisburn have both been packed when I've been into them recently. So have several towns in England.
Are you in the countryside and confusing trees for shops and public buildings?
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16-02-2012, 09:21 #16
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16-02-2012, 09:36 #17
I'm here, well I think I am. I could be over there but if I am over there I can't be here.
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to fucking please you.
Your God was nailed to a cross, My God has a hammer! Questions??
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16-02-2012, 09:39 #18
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16-02-2012, 09:41 #19ARRSE - possibly the finest tri-service armed forces careers information and counselling portal in the World. Ever.
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16-02-2012, 09:49 #20
Well I got up about an hour ago, walked the dog. I'm just watching the news and drinking a coffee. I'll get ready for work in 15 minutes. I'll go to work at 0925hrs arrive 5 minutes later. I shall return home at 1300hrs, walk the dog, eat a bit of lunch then be back at work at 1400hrs. I finish about 1600hrs but I'll have to call at the post office on my way home. I'll walk the dog again when I get home and prepare dinner, drink strongbow await my boyfriend coming home. After dinner he can walk the dog again, then we might watch tv, the dog will sleep for about two hours after his dinner. At about 0030-0100hrs I'll walk the dog again and then go to bed.
Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara


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