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  1. 11-02-2012, 21:12 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nato Standard123 View Post
    In the pub with a jug of JD and coke, 5 grams of charlie in me sky rocket and a pretty black whore on one side of me and a stunning Polish whore on the other.

    Once I get fed up with your drivel and lies, I'll be going for dinner with 'em both, then it's a bit of 'Up Town,Top Ranking' for all of us in the trendiest club around.

    Two kids?...Seems like you're thinking of joining up for all the right reasons eh?

    For what it's worth, good luck.......don't believe the hype and smiles, it's fecking hard work and horrible a lot of the time ....but not always.
    Fcuk dinner get smashed and take them home stop wasting time .

    You must be hardcore if you can remember literacy when wasted!

    But seriously im proper sick of shitty jobs i want more but im taking my time because of my kids . Im not going in blind i understand the risks.

    I have friends who are in the army but non of my family have ever been in so thats even more motivation
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  2. 11-02-2012, 21:21 #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sixty View Post
    Hordes mate, hordes. Can't pull up the thread title for illiteracy if you're going to go all sloppy on us.
    Come to think of it, isn't it spelt "Tsunami" ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mnic View Post
    True i should have known better. Sorry pal can i make it up to you?
    You can try. Start by holding your breath until I stay stop. And....go!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kyle6327 View Post
    You can try. Start by holding your breath until I stay stop. And....go!
    Dont be a boring cnut .
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    Quote Originally Posted by mnic View Post
    Dont be a boring cnut .
    You should say that to yourself 10 times every morning.

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    Will you please remove "Westpoint likes this" from your signature block.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmills View Post
    Come to think of it, isn't it spelt "Tsunami" ?
    "Tsunami" is spelt Tsunami yes, whereas sunami isn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zero-over View Post
    You should say that to yourself 10 times every morning.
    Why has it helped you get through life?No thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by mnic View Post
    Why has it helped you get through life?No thanks
    Oh dear. You do realise that a sense of humour is required for military service don't you? Well, at least until you hit WO2. Which you won't.

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    Will you please remove "Westpoint likes this" from your signature block.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zero-over View Post
    Oh dear. You do realise that a sense of humour is required for military service don't you? Well, at least until you hit WO2. Which you won't.
    That's when it's surgically removed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zero-over View Post
    Oh dear. You do realise that a sense of humour is required for military service don't you? Well, at least until you hit WO2. Which you won't.
    Yes pal i do. Im a mong when it comes to typing sarcasm on a forum
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