Useful

**vinniethemanxcat** · 01-02-2012, 13:24

Taylor's pork pies, Darlington....perfection.

H Taylor & Sons - Darlington - Butchers

**brettarider** · 01-02-2012, 13:25

Originally Posted by Mr Tweedy

Yes. . Everybody has a right to get your cock out for the internet. That's what it's for.

Here, Let me.

**jarrod248** · 01-02-2012, 14:14

Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman

You sure it's not a reverse-a-cycle you have to board?

No mate I'm up for this, we can sort the finer points later.

**hammy123** · 01-02-2012, 14:19

Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman

However, it consists of gravied meat inside a cooked paste crust. If varied pastes such as shortcrust, flaky and puff can be tolerated, then surely suet paste crust can be deemed a pie even it be called a pudding. It is essentially a steamed pie.

fuckin pie walt

**bigeye** · 01-02-2012, 14:37

All this chat of pies yet not one mention of London's famous 'Pie and Mash'. It's what Cock-er-neys eat gu'vnor, gaw blimey Mary Poppins, strike a light on the apples and stairs. etc.

Succulent,juicy and packed with prime cut beef nestling on a soft bed of lightly whipped creamy potato mash?

No a bit of it, they're fucking awful things- and bloody cock-er-neys eat them

**Cabana** · 01-02-2012, 14:51

Talking of pies, today I went to the NAAFI and they had just put out a pile of steak and kidney pies. Great thinks I, so I ordered one. When I tucked into it, I was disappointed to find that it was actually a chicken and mushroom pie. I was most disappointed.

**bigeye** · 01-02-2012, 14:54

Originally Posted by Cabana

Talking of pies, today I went to the NAAFI and they had just put out a pile of steak and kidney pies. Great thinks I, so I ordered one. When I tucked into it, I was disappointed to find that it was actually a chicken and mushroom pie. I was most disappointed.

That's a clear contravention of the trades descriptions act. You've got them over a barrel. Did you consume the evidence?

**Cabana** · 01-02-2012, 14:57

Originally Posted by bigeye

That's a clear contravention of the trades descriptions act. You've got them over a barrel. Did you consume the evidence?

Sadly I did consume the evidence, though being quite disappointed, my stomach had other thoughts.

**bigeye** · 01-02-2012, 15:00

Originally Posted by Cabana

Sadly I did consume the evidence, though being quite disappointed, my stomach had other thoughts.

You greedy git - even Rumpole of the Bailey wouldn't have a prayer now.

**Joe_Private** · 01-02-2012, 15:36

Originally Posted by Cabana

Talking of pies, today I went to the NAAFI and they had just put out a pile of steak and kidney pies....

Were they actually labelled, or did you go off the colour-coding of the tray foil? The colours changed a couple of years ago, and now I always have to ask what's in them (to which the funny cunts usually reply "pie filling").