Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman

Gravel and egg pie?

That's actually minced lips, scrotums,testicles and noses! The egg is for nutritional value

Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman

And Gala pie.

Gala fucking pie? Gala pie is just Kegeree but without the pork. And with some rice, obviously. And fish. But without the pastry. Apart from that, it is fucking Kegeree. Kindly do not bring your fish and egg and rice based breakfast dishes into a serious discussion about pies. Poltroon.

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Gala fucking pie? Gala pie is just Kegeree but without the pork. And with some rice, obviously. And fish. But without the pastry. Apart from that, it is fucking Kegeree. Kindly do not bring your fish and egg and rice based breakfast dishes into a serious discussion about pies. Poltroon.

Such fury: it has long been common knowledge amongst the sexual maniac community, that the great long gala pies with the continuous egg, that they sell in the shops where poor or northern people go, can have the egg part (or the yolk part for the slightly-built) removed and be used as a simulated vagina. If you've suffered some sort of Gala-pie-themed sexual trauma, please feel free to share it with the group.

I was quite intrigued to see (on "How do they do it" or some other such Discovery Channel programme) how that continuous egg is achieved.

Originally Posted by Kirkz

Yes they do, well sort of ...

Now that is good looking pie, is it flavoursome?

Originally Posted by Emsav

Now that is good looking pie, is it flavoursome?

As a Thai whores crusty curtains

Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman

Handbags at ten paces over whether or not a Steak and Kidney Pudding is a 'pie'.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, "Babies Heads".

A close second to a "cream pie".

Originally Posted by Mattb

I'm sure you could if you wanted... make up some scrambled egg and add to pie crust.

Add some bacon and you have Quiche Lorraine.

I used to think that all threads eventually digressed to a discussion of nude midget wrestling, but it seems that on Arrse it is pies.

Originally Posted by Flash MacTavish

Add some bacon and you have Quiche Lorraine.

I used to think that all threads eventually digressed to a discussion of nude midget wrestling, but it seems that on Arrse it is pies.

I've actually picked up quite a few meal ideas & cooking tips from the NAAFI Bar. It's not just for insulting brown people any more, folks!

Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman

The best pork pies in the world are the ones my missus makes. Lesser pork pies look upon its majesty and despair.

If that's your Mrs pork pie then you're right, if it doesn't have a thick layer of jelly then it's a gay pie.