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    Kiss yourself.

    It,s about time that Arrsers wiped their eyes and amitted that they really love and care for some posters on here. Me ? I'm a cunt, but I'm not a bunfight cunt, so let's say a few nice things about Arrsers. I like Jarrod and I like TheIronDuke too. I'd let Slug suck me off, and I'd invite Dashing Chap to feed my hunters.Go on, say something nice....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ciggie View Post
    It,s about time that Arrsers wiped their eyes and amitted that they really love and care for some posters on here. Me ? I'm a cunt, but I'm not a bunfight cunt, so let's say a few nice things about Arrsers. I like Jarrod and I like TheIronDuke too. I'd let Slug suck me off, and I'd invite Dashing Chap to feed my hunters.Go on, say something nice....
    Fuck off Ciggie you bastard. Does your father spoonfeed you his seed from your anus, you total cunt? Let me know when you plan on topping yourself you waster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zero-over View Post
    Fuck off Ciggie you bastard. Does your father spoonfeed you his seed from your anus, you total cunt? Let me know when you plan on topping yourself you waster.

    Love, Z.O.
    I reckon you're 'in' there Ciggie
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    Coooool, I was hoping for a quiet night in with some bummers.
    Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.

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    Kill yourself.

    You've got more chance of winning the fucking lottery and having sex with Cheryl Cole before I go anywhere near your knob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Kill yourself.

    You've got more chance of winning the fucking lottery and having sex with Cheryl Cole before I go anywhere near your knob.
    Thats not an outright no....
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisg46 View Post
    Thats not an outright no....


    If I call him a cunt and threaten to choke his cat, will that work?
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    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
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    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11

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    I'm all loved up with Ciggie.
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    Calm down there chap, it's only the interweb.
    Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.

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    On second thoughts, this might be the real world. Oh dear, I'm fucked. Too late Jarrod, but I'm sure it would have been nice....
    Don't Bogart that bacon sarnie Iqubal.

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