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Discuss Tommy two shits ARRSERs at the The ARRSE Hole forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by the_guru Bugsy, you are a stinking Irish cunt. I'm not up to ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_guru View Post
    Bugsy, you are a stinking Irish cunt.

    I'm not up to speed but were you banned? If so, why come back? If you weren't banned, why change account?

    In any case, you are a prick and symptomatic of why this site sometimes is a little hard to read.

    Solution? Do us all a favour and fuck off you apologist for terrorists.
    Oh dear. Anybody who feels the need to throw in such insults has lost the argument, mucker. So it's a happy coincidence that I don't give a fuck what you think.

    And if you find the site sometimes hard to read, perhaps you should brush up on you literary skills. Just a thought to be going on with, you apologist for paedophiles.

    MsG
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    Quote Originally Posted by bitterandtwisted View Post
    or have I just waste 3 minutes of my life typing this????
    Yep
    I am the boss in my house, and I've got my wife's permission to say so!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate View Post
    I forget the words it comes from, but according to some posters on here it comes from the East German equivalent of 'Heil Hitler' from when they were commies.
    You must have misunderstood something. East Germany was extremely anti-Nazi, in contrast to West Germany, where even Adolf Hitler's original Secret Service was taken over, with the original troops.

    "MsG" is the normal signing-off abbreviation that was used in the GDR. In full it's: "Mit sozialistischem Gruß". In case you were wondering.

    MsG

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    Quote Originally Posted by postman_twit View Post
    I've been on Arrse for about four years and FiveAlpha's posts usually consist of one sentence of amusing, accurate and acidic put downs. Half a page of well constructed prose with no unnecessary use of blue, sexual innuendo or violence???? What have you done with the real FiveAlpha?
    I thought that. Maybe it's not really 5A, but a secret sockpuppet that's not into man love, bum gravy and huge great bulbous purple helmets.
    It's probably an agent for the Spanish Inquisition. Now we're all fucked.
    Fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalle_M View Post
    "MsG" is the normal signing-off abbreviation that was used in the GDR. In full it's: "Mit sozialistischem Gruß". In case you were wondering.
    MsG
    Yep, Monosodium Glutamate.
    The meaning of your sign-off is forever changed and everyone will be thinking Monosodium Glutamate instead of Mit sozialistischem Gruß. That's how the curse of Arrse works. I've give up now before it gets personal.
    Fuck it.

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    Kerist on a broomstick. We've had all this before.

    Oh. Hang on. Einem Harten Harben. Was fur quatsch is das?
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalle_M View Post
    You must have misunderstood something. East Germany was extremely anti-Nazi, in contrast to West Germany, where even Adolf Hitler's original Secret Service was taken over, with the original troops.
    Which is why I said 'equivalent of' and not 'East German for'. You dull cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate View Post
    Which is why I said 'equivalent of' and not 'East German for'. You dull cunt.
    Do you actually understand the meaning of "equivalent"? If English is not your first language, then forget the question.

    MsG

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    Well I found my 1st ginger pube today. Wrong side of 40 and a ginger fucking pube!!!! Therefore I nominate myself for the Tommy Two Shits Award. Oh the shame of it.
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    how do you get ginger pubes? i cannot even see mine :(
    Nasty, noisy things,, revolvers,, Count. Better stick to air-guns." Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Mazarin Stone

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