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Discuss Rop'd at the The ARRSE Hole forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by LancePrivateJones Rastus. snigger....
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    Quote Originally Posted by LancePrivateJones View Post
    Rastus.
    snigger.
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forastero View Post
    What a hideous thought.

    I think he is being supervised under sedation.
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

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    I believe you can send PMs.
    Can we have a guardroom forum where a jury of xxxx good and true people of arrse decide the forfeit and picture to be posted of said forfeit being carried out?

    Can I be Judge James Pickles?
    The RN has (allegedly) "unofficial" kangaroo courts if someone has transgressed certain protocols, I'm sure the army has too??
    I see no reason how this cannot be extended to cyberspace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by supermatelot View Post
    Can we have a guardroom forum where a jury of xxxx good and true people of arrse decide the forfeit and picture to be posted of said forfeit being carried out?

    Can I be Judge James Pickles?
    The RN has (allegedly) "unofficial" kangaroo courts if someone has transgressed certain protocols, I'm sure the army has too??
    I see no reason how this cannot be extended to cyberspace.
    Vigilante Walt.
    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by supermatelot View Post
    Can we have a guardroom forum where a jury of xxxx good and true people of arrse decide the forfeit and picture to be posted of said forfeit being carried out?

    Can I be Judge James Pickles?
    The RN has (allegedly) "unofficial" kangaroo courts if someone has transgressed certain protocols, I'm sure the army has too??
    I see no reason how this cannot be extended to cyberspace.
    How would the (inevitable, even for the most trivial offences) death penalty be carried out?
    Cymru Am Byth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by supermatelot View Post
    Can we have a guardroom forum where a jury of xxxx good and true people of arrse decide the forfeit and picture to be posted of said forfeit being carried out?

    Can I be Judge James Pickles?
    The RN has (allegedly) "unofficial" kangaroo courts if someone has transgressed certain protocols, I'm sure the army has too??
    I see no reason how this cannot be extended to cyberspace.
    Ayatollah Sadegh Khalkhali walt.
    stercus accidit
    25.8069758011 = the Čroot of all evil

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    How would the (inevitable, even for the most trivial offences) death penalty be carried out?
    A posted screenshot of a genuine application to dignitas in Switz ... or
    Designating a Para pub with the guilty bastard briefed to streak it whilst calling them all thick cunts.
    If the guilty bastard is a para then a Bootie bar near poole will suffice.

    If the guilty bastard is actually SAS and knows the colours etc etc then he shall be hounded into oblivion for being a walt regardless. And forced to post a picture showing "gringo tache removed".

    Good scheme?

    Befehl ist behfel!

    If I, or any other matelot becomes a guilty bastard then we should be forced to wipe our Ipods and sell them on ebay, posting the link here.

    Best sentence would be for any accused to loiter around Tibb St in Manchester with a sign around his neck saying Hector Chavez was actually an RM Bandy, sentence would be carried out as Hector carried out his daily jaunt to the sex shop there.
    Last edited by supermatelot; 22-01-2012 at 16:55.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crow_bag View Post
    I believe you can send PMs.
    I couldn't (although I think if your inbox/sentbox is completely empty you can send just one).
    If you want to talk to the COs you have to use the contact tab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zero-over View Post
    What was the name of Gibson's dog?
    Nigsy (as well as some other name I can't quite recall)

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    It was fucking Nigella you uncouth cunt!

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