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Discuss Rop'd at the The ARRSE Hole forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Forastero What IS this telly story I keep hearing about? MiT's troop ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forastero View Post
    What IS this telly story I keep hearing about?
    MiT's troop had a TV nicked from their rest room during training and he told a story on here about the Monkeys rocking up and searching lockers for it despite the fact that it was 197x and the tele was roughly the same size as the average Land Rover. Western was Western and bit like a rabid Rottweiler that's been kicked in the tessies at the suggestion that the RMP could be anything other than the world's premier law enforcement and criminal investigation organisation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forastero View Post
    What IS this telly story I keep hearing about?
    Markintime and Western had a bit of an online ding dong about the effectiveness of the Monkeys or some such. MiT told the story of how a television set was stolen from Keogh Bks and the RMP hadn't been able to find the culprit. Western went a bit mental and fisticuffs were proposed.

    That's the laughably badly remembered precis of it but someone will be along later with a more accurate version.

    Edit: Or along sooner^
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate View Post
    MiT's troop had a TV nicked from their rest room during training and he told a story on here about the Monkeys rocking up and searching lockers for it despite the fact that it was 197x and the tele was roughly the same size as the average Land Rover. Western was Western and bit like a rabid Rottweiler that's been kicked in the tessies at the suggestion that the RMP could be anything other than the world's premier law enforcement and criminal investigation organisation.
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    What happened to Smudge67?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wedge35 View Post
    What happened to Smudge67?
    He got 'outed'. His name's really Jones.
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    was a racist bastard and held quite strong opinions about people who smelled of yams!



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    Quote Originally Posted by wedge35 View Post
    What happened to Smudge67?

    Was he the racist firearms 'expert' who designed an assault rifle? Hopefully he's died from Ebola or something similar.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy View Post
    He got 'outed'. His name's really Jones.
    Do tell - surely there's more to it than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy View Post
    He got 'outed'. His name's really Jones.
    Not true. His real name is K*v H*ghes
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    Smudge67 is a total tool who knows fuck all about weapons, fuck all about women, but does a nice line in casual racism.

    So he got binned too.

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