The ARRSE Hole

**imported_Good CO** · 19-07-2005, 14:40

As ARRSE grows in popularity so does it's share of trolls, idiots and lunatics. The ARRSE Hole is here to allow the site moderators to collect examples of their work by moving posts from elsewhere on the site, rather than just deleting them. True masters of unwanted posts may even get their own thread.

As a by product it also mean that you can post anything in here no matter how stupid, irrelevant or offensive, with the exception that site policy regarding OPSEC, PERSEC and extreme political, racist etc views will still not be tolerated.

Worthy of note is that the posts in here were unacceptable in their original forum, so some posts of current affairs origin may not be that bad, and if a post is sent here from the NAAFI Bar then it really was terrible.

All moderators can moderate this forum.

**Moodybitch** · 19-07-2005, 14:41

I have a hairy arrsehole.

**imported_Good CO** · 19-07-2005, 14:43

A high quality post, and one that is in danger of being moved in to the NAAFI for being too good! Actually MB, I owe you an apology for not answering your last message about the rapist lawyers. Will have a look now.

**Hitlerwasabitnaughty** · 19-07-2005, 14:45

Originally Posted by Moodybitch

I have a hairy arrsehole.

I heard it was more than that.

**Moodybitch** · 19-07-2005, 14:45

Originally Posted by Duck Dodgers

Originally Posted by Moodybitch

I have a hairy arrsehole.

I heard it was more than that.

No, I only have one arrsehole

**sparkysapper** · 19-07-2005, 14:47

How hairy???

**Moodybitch** · 19-07-2005, 14:49

Originally Posted by sparkysapper

How hairy???

Hairier than your mum's face

**eye_spy** · 19-07-2005, 14:52

Blimey, that is hairy!

**sparkysapper** · 19-07-2005, 14:54

it must be really hairy then, she passed away 12 years ago

**ctauch** · 19-07-2005, 15:06

Originally Posted by sparkysapper

How hairy???

Rumor has it that moody's arrse hole is so hairy that it has dreadlocks and resembles a Rastafarian

**Moodybitch** · 19-07-2005, 15:08

lololololol, have you been taking pics through the bathroom window again you rancid septic!

Whats wrong with dried on bum conkers anyway - sometimes I get a real waft of them in the mornings - reminds me of your breath Ctauch ;)

**Hitlerwasabitnaughty** · 20-07-2005, 12:19

Moody

Please be careful.

He's pining for Corpse and maybe he thinks you're a substitute.

**reassuringly_badgers** · 20-07-2005, 14:20

Now this is what I like. Utter insane drivel sanctioned!

So where are the boundaries? Would BB be allowed to pokey around?

**Gunny Highway** · 20-07-2005, 14:33

Originally Posted by Moodybitch

I have a hairy arrsehole.

Can I lick it?

**Little Jack H** · 20-07-2005, 14:36

Originally Posted by reassuringly_badgers

Now this is what I like. Utter insane drivel sanctioned!

So where are the boundaries? ....

Finally! A forum where I can talk about my time with the SBS as a Special Advisor (watches, diving) during which I was deployed on hush-hush submarine black ops to the sandpit.

Obviously won't mention the 2 VC's, the OBE or the Congressional Medal of Honour that I was awarded cos I don't like to brag.