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Discuss The ARRSE Hole at the The ARRSE Hole forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Moodybitch No, I only have one arrsehole Yes the one you talk ...
  1. 01-01-2012, 11:53 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moodybitch View Post
    No, I only have one arrsehole

    Yes the one you talk out of !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Buttons View Post
    Yes the one you talk out of !
    Moody, I think you've got a stalker. Pass it this way when you are done with it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moodybitch View Post
    I have a hairy arrsehole.
    So we've heard. It is said that it resembles the forest of Tunguska, complete with occasional celestial visitations and big noises.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moodybitch View Post
    I have a hairy arrsehole.
    I now have a picture in my mind of you bent over in the bath with Fingal's Cave being played in the back ground. Not a pretty sight!
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    Surely this is more appropriate: Grand Canyon Music Festival
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    This seems to be the official picture

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    Quote Originally Posted by re-stilly View Post
    This seems to be the official picture

    Jesus! Does that thing fetch?
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    'The honesty and bravery of our fighting forces stands in stark contrast to the weasel words and dishonesty of their political masters'. Liam Fox Now with 'added irony'!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    Jesus! Does that thing fetch?
    Mum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Moody, I think you've got a stalker. Pass it this way when you are done with it.
    Sorry I'm new on here, just could not help myself. Ps my wife has a very hairy minge it looks like a stab wound in a gorillas back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Buttons View Post
    Sorry I'm new on here, just could not help myself. Ps my wife has a very hairy minge it looks like a stab wound in a gorillas back.
    Mines is like a cat thats had its throat slit.
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