ARmy Rumour SErvice

**PartTimePongo** · 08-08-2002, 16:32

That is just toooooooooooooo anoraky a question.

Blimmin hell Shad, you'll be asking how we personally customise and prepare our weapons on exercise next.

I like to wipe the entire thing clean, take the mags apart lightly oil them inside, and do the springs as well.
If i have time, I'll wipe every round, before I bomb up.

Working parts get cleaned of oil, but gas parts get a liberal dousing, for that "HMS Victory Broadside effect"

Personally I bomb up with 25 rounds, which keeps the springs efficient, and if I could get one of those clips that enables you to have 2 mags on, for FIBUA, I'd get one.Nothing more embarrasing then getting caught short with 3 of the other team advancing on you, with malice aforethought.

The final touch, is to move the selector lever , from the "Waltz" to the "Rock and Roll" position.

Of couse, others of my acquaintance prefer to throw the entire shebang in a bin-liner for the duration, and regard it as a nause, if round one has to travel up the barrel.........

Right, anyone else got summat train-spottery to say *

**Fozzywozzy** · 08-08-2002, 17:46

Stabo Rig * ??? *Isn't that one of those things they used to hang sandbags on during bayonet drill ?

**Baddass** · 08-08-2002, 22:07

...........lager!!!.........that's what you need son!......and plenty of it.........with some freinds..........tour several pubs....get yourself a ruby.........down a club........get blown out by several good looking chicks....before striking it rich with that page 3 stunna (the hairy one who's put on *a few pounds since you last saw her at school.........), grab a kebab (with both chili and garlic sauce) on the way home...40 Bensons and half a dozen bottles of White Lightening from the 'Offie'...back to your gaff .......Bobs your uncle and Fannie's your aunt!............I think that you need to get out a bit more! *

Before all of you lot with the 'Rambo' style pen names start whining, this post is not a dig at the TA nor should any of you construe it as such.................I'm just a bit bemused by the question which started this thread............

*Is this allowed?