ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Pile** · 10-03-2003, 14:37

The sad thing is that you guys have obviously never encountered a highly sexed woman. *

Catnip, That is not the question here, you may say your a highly sexed woman, but the probable reality is that your a fat 55 year old man in Wolverhampton, waiting for your day to finish so you can go home and shag your cat. *

I would be happy to be proven wrong, photographic evidence would do nicely. *

**Mighty_doh_nut** · 10-03-2003, 14:40

Lol @ ripped out fireplace....will use it later today...classic

Catnip, I truly hope you are a chick, please give evidence, Ie a piccy of your norks, a shot of your beetles bonnet, or arrange to meet a trusted male member of the site and give him a fluting, he can then report back

**woopert** · 10-03-2003, 14:50

And of course that is a job for a Moderator, because we have been entrusted with the sactity and preservation of this hallowed site. You wouldn't want to be mauled by the plebian great-unwashed now would you?

**Gunny Highway** · 10-03-2003, 15:17

I would like to volunteer my services to ARRSE and invite Catnip (or indeed any (so-called) lady) to my place in Manchester, so as to check out her/his story on one's sexuality. *Will ARRSE compensate me if it is indeed a man, and I'm wodgered in my own home ?

**Mighty_doh_nut** · 10-03-2003, 15:28

No but I will sell the piccies on the internet for a tidy sum.

**Gunny Highway** · 10-03-2003, 15:50

So, if Catnip is indeed a 20 stone male builder from Birmingham, what SOP's should I adopt when trapped in my bedroom?

**PartTimePongo** · 10-03-2003, 15:52

Edge very carefully towards the door, whilst pointing at the ceiling and say "What Cowboy did the artexing in here" , or "Any danger of a cup of tea?"