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02-12-2009, 12:46 #11Senior Member
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Re: MPs crisis: House of Commons hit ‘by loo roll shortage’
I take it that Prescott has been in for a dump then? The big fat turd just keeps pulling the paper until the brown stripe stops!
They could probably get away with wiping their elbows on all the money they've printed since Gordon embarked on his mission to save the world.
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02-12-2009, 12:47 #12Senior Member
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Re: MPs crisis: House of Commons hit ‘by loo roll shortage’
what about all of brown policy paper for when he doesnt win the election,
come on guys recycle and all thathave you eve met a TA soldier? Part time soldier full time banging on about it – Jack Dee
MP have More time off than the COs webbing
And of course the taliban refer to you ...as those cheeky nice British soldier chaps? ffs come into the real world.
X-Box 360, MW2 on line with your TA mucka's?
That and lots of phys
TA->Ginsters(if RLC)->Civvi Career->Your mates->Porn->Your kids->Daytime TV->The loud appliance known as your missus
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02-12-2009, 13:03 #13Senior Member
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Re: MPs crisis: House of Commons hit ‘by loo roll shortage’
They could use their expense claims, they put enough sh1t on them anyway.
We have got plenty of youth, what we really need is a fountain of smart.
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02-12-2009, 14:29 #14Junior Member
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Re: MPs crisis: House of Commons hit ‘by loo roll shortage’
Was there a footie match on?
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02-12-2009, 16:16 #15Senior Member
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Re: MPs crisis: House of Commons hit ‘by loo roll shortage’
Couldn't someone have gone to the local Tesco Express?
Or do they need Special paper,hand made from refined Yak fur and spun on the thighs of Cuban virgins?Older,but no wiser.
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02-12-2009, 19:37 #16Senior Member
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Re: MPs crisis: House of Commons hit ‘by loo roll shortage’
I remember Yanks troops on Ex Crusader, nicking the Brit gov issue bog roll when they found each sheet had 'Government Property' stamped on.
john
Mind you out here we have water jet to wash away the mucky, far better then paper or using your left hand a la Bint Laden.
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02-12-2009, 19:45 #17Senior Member
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Re: MPs crisis: House of Commons hit ‘by loo roll shortage
What the hell was the Master of the Rolls supposed to be doing then?
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02-12-2009, 23:38 #18Senior Member
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Re: MPs crisis: House of Commons hit ‘by loo roll shortage’
on another thread police officers are complaining about" to much paper work",could this be where the missing bog rolls have gone?
oops!
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02-12-2009, 23:46 #19Senior Member
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Re: MPs crisis: House of Commons hit ‘by loo roll shortage’
It might be shit to you.
Originally Posted by scoobydont
To them, it's their bread and butter.Her breasts were like ripe strawberries, but much bigger, a completely different colour, not as bumpy, and without the little green things on top.
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02-12-2009, 23:49 #20Senior Member
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Re: MPs crisis: House of Commons hit ‘by loo roll shortage
Brilliant!!! :D :D :D Originally Posted by Tawahi-50
Giving power and money to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to a teen-age boy - P.J. O'Rourke
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul - George Bernard Shaw
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