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    I am a bellend please forgive me

    im a dick

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    You're a fcuking wah more like.
    "I'm speeding Officer because i'm touching cloth"

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    I can gaurantee you're not as much of a dick as me

    If you challenge me........well let's just leave it at that(ted ninja kicks away into the distance) x

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Not as much of a Dick as im packing!!
    Cymru Am Byth.

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Can the posts really get anymore more fcuking uninteresting? Yes you are a dick, now fcuk off and post on boringcnuts.com
    Warning:The above post may contain irony, lies or outright sarcasm!

    Alba gu brath!

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by Pmason
    im a dick
    Might be best to list your crimes in order to show appropriate contriteness.

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    maybe he is Polish?

    "im a dick...polokoshoshokow ...im a namaishov..."
    i think he wants a packet of crisps.

    bl00dy fluent me.

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Indeed you are, now let's all hope and pray that something awful happens between now and 23rd November

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by bigeye
    Quote Originally Posted by Pmason
    im a dick
    Might be best to list your crimes in order to show appropriate contriteness.
    Some barely literate drink induced racism and homophobia starting here and also on this thread here. Although one of our friendly neighbourhood mods has kindly edited some of his posts.

    He's now worried he won't be getting in the Army or will get the shoeing of his life if he does.
    Oink.

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by ottar
    Quote Originally Posted by bigeye
    Quote Originally Posted by Pmason
    im a dick
    Might be best to list your crimes in order to show appropriate contriteness.
    Some barely literate drink induced racism and homophobia starting here and also on this thread here. Although one of our friendly neighbourhood mods has kindly edited some of his posts.

    He's now worried he won't be getting in the Army or will get the shoeing of his life if he does.
    Thanks, although in fact I've been following them. I was actually after a full confession - goo for the soul and rather entertaining on a boring Monday a.m.

    goo? I meant good

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