Thread: I am a bellend please forgive me
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12-10-2009, 00:07 #1Senior Member
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I am a bellend please forgive me
im a dick
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12-10-2009, 00:10 #2
Re: I am a bellend please forgive me
You're a fcuking wah more like.
I'm on send, you're on receive.
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12-10-2009, 00:14 #3
Re: I am a bellend please forgive me
I can gaurantee you're not as much of a dick as me
If you challenge me........well let's just leave it at that(ted ninja kicks away into the distance) x
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12-10-2009, 09:34 #4
Re: I am a bellend please forgive me
Not as much of a Dick as im packing!!
Cymru Am Byth.
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12-10-2009, 09:35 #5
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Can the posts really get anymore more fcuking uninteresting? Yes you are a dick, now fcuk off and post on boringcnuts.com
Warning:The above post may contain irony, lies or outright sarcasm!
Alba gu brath!
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12-10-2009, 09:39 #6
Re: I am a bellend please forgive me
Might be best to list your crimes in order to show appropriate contriteness.
Originally Posted by Pmason
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12-10-2009, 09:41 #7
Re: I am a bellend please forgive me
maybe he is Polish?
"im a dick...polokoshoshokow ...im a namaishov..."
i think he wants a packet of crisps.
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12-10-2009, 09:42 #8
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Indeed you are, now let's all hope and pray that something awful happens between now and 23rd November
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12-10-2009, 09:49 #9
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Some barely literate drink induced racism and homophobia starting here and also on this thread here. Although one of our friendly neighbourhood mods has kindly edited some of his posts.
Originally Posted by bigeye
He's now worried he won't be getting in the Army or will get the shoeing of his life if he does.Oink.
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12-10-2009, 09:51 #10
Re: I am a bellend please forgive me
Thanks, although in fact I've been following them. I was actually after a full confession - goo for the soul and rather entertaining on a boring Monday a.m.
Originally Posted by ottar
goo? I meant good
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18-10-2009, 02:32 #11Senior Member
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Re: I am a bellend please forgive me
Yup, you most certainly are
Originally Posted by Pmason
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18-10-2009, 02:42 #12
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Fingers on lips, nothing sorted yet.
Originally Posted by ottar
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18-10-2009, 02:45 #13
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Is it just me, or should he be allowed into the army for just a few weeks?
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18-10-2009, 02:50 #14Senior Member
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Re: I am a bellend please forgive me
We should be thankful for people like Pmason, it's for people like him we can have some light hearted banter in the NAAFI, really, he must be related to Mike Golden, bless the 2 lads, salt of the earth if you ask me :D
Originally Posted by ScouseD
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18-10-2009, 02:54 #15
Re: I am a bellend please forgive me
You are a decent person, but too kind. Really, far, far too kind.
Originally Posted by wildcard.rgbw
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