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    I am a bellend please forgive me

    im a dick

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    You're a fcuking wah more like.
    I'm on send, you're on receive.

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    I can gaurantee you're not as much of a dick as me

    If you challenge me........well let's just leave it at that(ted ninja kicks away into the distance) x

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Not as much of a Dick as im packing!!
    Cymru Am Byth.

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Can the posts really get anymore more fcuking uninteresting? Yes you are a dick, now fcuk off and post on boringcnuts.com
    Warning:The above post may contain irony, lies or outright sarcasm!

    Alba gu brath!

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by Pmason
    im a dick
    Might be best to list your crimes in order to show appropriate contriteness.

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    maybe he is Polish?

    "im a dick...polokoshoshokow ...im a namaishov..."
    i think he wants a packet of crisps.

    bl00dy fluent me.

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Indeed you are, now let's all hope and pray that something awful happens between now and 23rd November

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by bigeye
    Quote Originally Posted by Pmason
    im a dick
    Might be best to list your crimes in order to show appropriate contriteness.
    Some barely literate drink induced racism and homophobia starting here and also on this thread here. Although one of our friendly neighbourhood mods has kindly edited some of his posts.

    He's now worried he won't be getting in the Army or will get the shoeing of his life if he does.
    Oink.

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by ottar
    Quote Originally Posted by bigeye
    Quote Originally Posted by Pmason
    im a dick
    Might be best to list your crimes in order to show appropriate contriteness.
    Some barely literate drink induced racism and homophobia starting here and also on this thread here. Although one of our friendly neighbourhood mods has kindly edited some of his posts.

    He's now worried he won't be getting in the Army or will get the shoeing of his life if he does.
    Thanks, although in fact I've been following them. I was actually after a full confession - goo for the soul and rather entertaining on a boring Monday a.m.

    goo? I meant good

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by Pmason
    im a dick
    Yup, you most certainly are

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by ottar
    Quote Originally Posted by bigeye
    Quote Originally Posted by Pmason
    im a dick
    Might be best to list your crimes in order to show appropriate contriteness.
    Some barely literate drink induced racism and homophobia starting here and also on this thread here. Although one of our friendly neighbourhood mods has kindly edited some of his posts.

    He's now worried he won't be getting in the Army or will get the shoeing of his life if he does.
    Fingers on lips, nothing sorted yet.

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Is it just me, or should he be allowed into the army for just a few weeks?
    Never, ever complain about your own name:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Kum-Sok

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by ScouseD
    Is it just me, or should he be allowed into the army for just a few weeks?
    We should be thankful for people like Pmason, it's for people like him we can have some light hearted banter in the NAAFI, really, he must be related to Mike Golden, bless the 2 lads, salt of the earth if you ask me :D

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by wildcard.rgbw
    Quote Originally Posted by ScouseD
    Is it just me, or should he be allowed into the army for just a few weeks?
    We should be thankful for people like Pmason, it's for people like him we can have some light hearted banter in the NAAFI, really, he must be related to Mike Golden, bless the 2 lads, salt of the earth if you ask me :D
    You are a decent person, but too kind. Really, far, far too kind.
    Never, ever complain about your own name:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Kum-Sok

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