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Discuss I am a bellend please forgive me at the The ARRSE Hole forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Pmason im a dick Yup, you most certainly are...
  1. 18-10-2009, 02:32 #11
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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by Pmason
    im a dick
    Yup, you most certainly are
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  2. 18-10-2009, 02:42 #12
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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by ottar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pmason
    im a dick
    Might be best to list your crimes in order to show appropriate contriteness.
    Some barely literate drink induced racism and homophobia starting here and also on this thread here. Although one of our friendly neighbourhood mods has kindly edited some of his posts.

    He's now worried he won't be getting in the Army or will get the shoeing of his life if he does.
    Fingers on lips, nothing sorted yet.

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Is it just me, or should he be allowed into the army for just a few weeks?
    Never, ever complain about your own name:

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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by ScouseD
    Is it just me, or should he be allowed into the army for just a few weeks?
    We should be thankful for people like Pmason, it's for people like him we can have some light hearted banter in the NAAFI, really, he must be related to Mike Golden, bless the 2 lads, salt of the earth if you ask me :D
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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by wildcard.rgbw
    Quote Originally Posted by ScouseD
    Is it just me, or should he be allowed into the army for just a few weeks?
    We should be thankful for people like Pmason, it's for people like him we can have some light hearted banter in the NAAFI, really, he must be related to Mike Golden, bless the 2 lads, salt of the earth if you ask me :D
    You are a decent person, but too kind. Really, far, far too kind.
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  6. 18-10-2009, 03:05 #16
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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by Pmason
    im a dick
    NOW PMASON, TAKE A HINT AND GO AND RUN A COLD BATH AND LIE IN IT AND SLASH YOUR WRISTS!
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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by wildcard.rgbw
    Quote Originally Posted by Pmason
    im a dick
    NOW PMASON, TAKE A HINT AND GO AND RUN A COLD BATH AND LIE IN IT AND SLASH YOUR WRISTS!
    Now you are being too unkind

    Except about the bath and the wrists, obviously.
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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by wildcard.rgbw
    Quote Originally Posted by Pmason
    im a dick
    NOW PMASON, TAKE A HINT AND GO AND RUN A COLD BATH AND LIE IN IT AND SLASH YOUR WRISTS!
    If you make it a hot bath then I will agree.....
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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by GT2001
    Quote Originally Posted by wildcard.rgbw
    Quote Originally Posted by Pmason
    im a dick
    NOW PMASON, TAKE A HINT AND GO AND RUN A COLD BATH AND LIE IN IT AND SLASH YOUR WRISTS!
    If you make it a hot bath then I will agree.....
    That’s just sick. Do you know how much energy is needed to run a hot bath?!

    For shame!!
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  10. 18-10-2009, 07:10 #20
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    Re: I am a bellend please forgive me

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy
    maybe he is Polish?
    He's a Kiwi?


    I fucked your country and became very rich. What are you going to do about it?
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