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11-10-2009, 05:32 #1Senior Member
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Stephen Gately dead.
For all you Boyzone fans out there, the news is breaking overnight that Stephen Gately has died whilst on holiday in Spain, i'd post a link but i'm on my phone. Let's see how long it is before all the griefwhores start wailing about how good he was! :D :D :D
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11-10-2009, 05:36 #2Senior Member
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Who?
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11-10-2009, 05:39 #4Senior Member
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The short arsed mincer from the Irish boy band Boyzone.
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11-10-2009, 05:39 #5Member
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who cares
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11-10-2009, 05:44 #6Senior Member
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Not me but I bet you Chubb will be dressed in black and in mourning in no time! ;)
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11-10-2009, 05:46 #7Senior Member
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AND??????????.
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11-10-2009, 05:50 #8Senior Member
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Im more upset that I actually knew who he was without having to click the link :(
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11-10-2009, 06:18 #9Senior Member
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How ironic. He's been murdering music for years.
Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt
Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!
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The grief fest will follow shortly................
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11-10-2009, 06:55 #11Senior Member
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Did he die from a perforated rectum
Not to be confused with Spenny from Edinburgh
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11-10-2009, 07:00 #12Senior Member
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Great news for music lovers.
I bought a military watch. It didn't tell me the time, it told me to get my hair cut.
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I wonder how long it will be before his partner publishes his "memoirs" -it must come out soon that he was sliding up and down on an X Factor judges pole?
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11-10-2009, 07:59 #14Senior Member
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A perforated rectum won't kill you but the ensuing secondary infection will. Horribly. Therefore, in repsonse to your post, i HOPE he died from a perforated rectum. Horribly.
Originally Posted by Spanny
Did he die from a perforated rectumHonestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt
Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!
With friends like me, who needs enemas?
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11-10-2009, 08:07 #15Senior Member
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My 10 year old daughter is in floods of tears. I'm grinning like custard the cat on crack. My fiancee thinks I'm sick. Even in death he's clearly still a cnut.
Honestly, I was spring-cleaning, in the nude, and fell backwards onto a jam- jar........Well sir, it's lucky for you the jar was liberally coated with KY otherwise it would have really hurt
Mummy......Why are you hands so soft and young looking?..........Cos I'm only 13 now fcuk off and eat yer Pot Noodle!
With friends like me, who needs enemas?
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