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29-07-2009, 02:16 #1Senior Member
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Here's something else to get cross about
Shock, horror.
Or you could just have a nice cup of tea, and maybe a biscuit too. Or some fruit.I was once famous for fifteen minutes
On News at Ten with my enormous great winnits
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29-07-2009, 02:17 #2Senior Member
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Re: Here's something else to get cross about
Been done.
Warning & disclosure: Journalist.
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29-07-2009, 02:18 #3Senior Member
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Re: Here's something else to get cross about
No doubt it was equally dull the first time round.
Tea and a Garibaldi for me.I was once famous for fifteen minutes
On News at Ten with my enormous great winnits
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29-07-2009, 02:18 #4Senior Member
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Re: Here's something else to get cross about
MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!
"I was born in 1953, a child of the Cold War era, raised amid the constant fear of a conflict with the potential to destroy humanity. Whatever other dangers may exist, no such fear exists today. Mine is the first generation able to contemplate the possibility that we may live our entire lives without going to war or sending our children to war. That is a prize beyond value."
Prime Minister Anthony Charles Lyton Blair - Paris, 27th May 1997
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29-07-2009, 02:19 #5Senior Member
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Re: Here's something else to get cross about
Which sick barsteward did the chubbers?
Originally Posted by Gremlin
Come on! Name and shame!"I was born in 1953, a child of the Cold War era, raised amid the constant fear of a conflict with the potential to destroy humanity. Whatever other dangers may exist, no such fear exists today. Mine is the first generation able to contemplate the possibility that we may live our entire lives without going to war or sending our children to war. That is a prize beyond value."
Prime Minister Anthony Charles Lyton Blair - Paris, 27th May 1997
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29-07-2009, 02:32 #6Senior Member
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Re: Here's something else to get cross about
You have to love our benefits system. We should have let nature take its course with this fat stupid cnut. She'll need to have kids to make up the shortfall in her benefits - and in a few years time we'll have even MORE wasters to support.But the 25-year-old, who receives £600 a month in benefits, is unhappy because as a result of losing weight she can no longer claim disability allowance amounting to an extra £340 a month.
This, she says, means she cannot afford to eat healthily - causing her to pile the weight back on.
'I can't afford to buy WeightWatchers crisps and cereal bars any more so I eat Tesco's chocolate bars and packets of Space Invaders crisps, sometimes four of each a day', says Laura, who spends seven hours a day watching TV.
'People ask why I don't snack on an apple - they're cheap, but emotionally I don't always feel like an apple.'
Kill the fcuking lot of them. Hitler had the right idea. He just targeted the wrong group.
I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. Though when my sister brought Doug home I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there was two of us in the wolf pack. And six months ago when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought: "wait a second could it be?", and now I know for sure I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.
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29-07-2009, 02:33 #7Senior Member
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Re: Here's something else to get cross about
Do her? I'd do her. With a fcuking pickaxe. The ugly cnut. Originally Posted by ferox_provincia
Which sick barsteward did the chubbers? Originally Posted by Gremlin
I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. Though when my sister brought Doug home I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there was two of us in the wolf pack. And six months ago when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought: "wait a second could it be?", and now I know for sure I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.
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