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    Re: C0cks & Nobbers

    well, im off to bed so i dont see wat all the fuss is about.

    oh, and all those arrsers concerned with knobbers and throobers, just look at Gordon Brown showing the new face of GB to the world.

    it made me crinche, and finally push me to vote BNP regardless of what the "so called" political parties who "pretend" to say they have the answer to whatever problem the people of the uk have.
    even if the person is white seeking asylem from south afrika.

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    Re: C0cks & Nobbers

    What happened to Duffdike - could the bandwidth and server backplanes not cope with the endless traffic?
    Did he have a nervous breakdown?
    Was he outed as another alter-ego for another Arsser?
    Is he related to Chinchoppersfather?

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    Re: C0cks & Nobbers

    Quote Originally Posted by depot_donkey
    Why has duffdike had his account suspended? :D
    And after his return had been heralded in the August Arrse Newsletter!!!

    http://www.olivenet.co.uk/olive_mail...se_aug_09.html

    Return of Duffdike

    And speaking of the past: August saw the return of much admired Arrser, duffdike. Sadly no longer sporting his ‘C0ck But Harmless’ shoulder flashes but still making friends and influencing people in his inimitable way.

    To be honest, we thought he’d gone the way of Caubeen (was it Mulligan, in the library with the Bushmills bottle?) but are relieved to see him back as no doubt his family would have missed him. A bit.

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    Re: C0cks & Nobbers

    Quote Originally Posted by bovvy
    Quote Originally Posted by depot_donkey
    Why has duffdike had his account suspended? :D
    And after his return had been heralded in the August Arrse Newsletter!!!

    http://www.olivenet.co.uk/olive_mail...se_aug_09.html

    Return of Duffdike

    And speaking of the past: August saw the return of much admired Arrser, duffdike. Sadly no longer sporting his ‘C0ck But Harmless’ shoulder flashes but still making friends and influencing people in his inimitable way.

    To be honest, we thought he’d gone the way of Caubeen (was it Mulligan, in the library with the Bushmills bottle?) but are relieved to see him back as no doubt his family would have missed him. A bit.

    I wrote that bit. It's good but surprising to know that my 'touch of death' has returned

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    Re: C0cks & Nobbers

    Is there a bandwaggon to be had here? Where do I get my ticket?

    I'll seventh that vote.

    Who's Jonno?
    "What did you type into youtube to 'accidently' find that!?" - Some chap on some course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by damienp
    Hi, I'm a freelance journalist and am looking to highlight the plight of soldiers in Afghanistan by quoting extracts of letters sent back to family and friends. I am interested in illustrating what it is really like to be fighting on the frontline. Can anyone help? My email address is damienpearse@hotmail.com and my mobile is 07811 104212
    Posted three times in separate forums.
    "What did you type into youtube to 'accidently' find that!?" - Some chap on some course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NVG_Goatman
    Quote Originally Posted by damienp
    Hi, I'm a freelance journalist and am looking to highlight the plight of soldiers in Afghanistan by quoting extracts of letters sent back to family and friends. I am interested in illustrating what it is really like to be fighting on the frontline. Can anyone help? My email address is damienpearse@hotmail.com and my mobile is 07811 104212
    Posted three times in separate forums.
    6 now - including the Bar. What a prat.

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    Re: C0cks & Nobbers

    Quote Originally Posted by syledis
    I would like to nominate Jonno Jonno to be untagged.

    Just to see how long he can last without getting one again!
    No no no don't take his tag away!

    He uses it to hide behind so the internet bullies don't pick on him

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    Re: C0cks & Nobbers

    Quote Originally Posted by kes1
    Quote Originally Posted by syledis
    I would like to nominate Jonno Jonno to be untagged.

    Just to see how long he can last without getting one again!
    No no no don't take his tag away!

    He uses it to hide behind so the internet bullies don't pick on him
    Traitor! That was said in confidence. Pillow-talk rights are officially off; From now on you only get beaten in silence

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    Re: C0cks & Nobbers

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail
    Quote Originally Posted by syledis
    I would like to nominate Jonno Jonno to be untagged.

    Just to see how long he can last without getting one again!
    Fifthed!!!!!

    Come on, I've had a really harrowing day, I nearly got nicked, and he's not a bad bloke really!!!!
    Gosh, dusty in here gents (and 'lady'). Many thanks, but this is a fablonned tag and I guarantee I will re-offend anyway. If sweetcheeks keeps posting I'll get banned eventually anyway :D

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