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    Women who wear boots?

    What is it about women who wear boots? (Not BCH/desert/jungle etc)

    I saw a woman yesterday getting off the bus and she was wearing black knee length boots and a short-ish skirt. I did an immeadiate eyes right and observed the target for as long as possible. The woman was average looking and wouldn't really have attracted a "she'd get it" if she had been wearing ordinary footwear.

    Later when I was in in Wetherspoons for curry night I observed another young lady wearing knee length boots with jeans and the same carnal thoughts returned.

    Why do women wearing boots seemingly attract more of my attention then their counterparts who wear shoes? Explanation anyone

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    Re: Women who wear boots?

    They're not called FMB's for nothing.
    There's no chip on my shoulder. I'll tell you what there is though, three pips and don't you forget it.

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    Re: Women who wear boots?

    Quote Originally Posted by Private_Pike
    They're not called FMB's for nothing.
    Yea I know, part the reason my mrs isn't allowed out the house she keeps wearing them
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    Re: Women who wear boots?

    its all that leather and the prospect of her standing on your chest with her heels.

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    Re: Women who wear boots?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheBigUn
    What is it about women who wear boots? (Not BCH/desert/jungle etc)

    I saw a woman yesterday getting off the bus and she was wearing black knee length boots and a short-ish skirt. I did an immeadiate eyes right and observed the target for as long as possible. The woman was average looking and wouldn't really have attracted a "she'd get it" if she had been wearing ordinary footwear.

    Later when I was in in Wetherspoons for curry night I observed another young lady wearing knee length boots with jeans and the same carnal thoughts returned.

    Why do women wearing boots seemingly attract more of my attention then their counterparts who wear shoes? Explanation anyone
    It's for the same reason that women in high heels get attention. Because it is funny as fuck to see them trying to walk in them.
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    Pictures anyone ?
    When I was little, I once asked a Goddess what a true Angel of the Earth was and where I could find one. She smiled and she took my hand as she lead to a field. It was there that she pointed at a man in camouflage and said, "Worthy is he who sacrifices his life to stop oppression." I awoke and realized that I was already looking at them: they are our own troops.

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    Re: Women who wear boots?

    Quote Originally Posted by ExScaleyBleep
    Pictures anyone ?
    You bet, I have a definate mental image!
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    GWAR plus boots. does it get any better?

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    Yeah, I agree. Women in boots is a defo winner.
    I'll come round yer house and stamp on yer toys!

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    Even the old jeans tucked into boots is a cracker.
    I'll come round yer house and stamp on yer toys!

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