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**Porridge_gun** · 27-01-2012, 18:19

So you are from a broken home, explains why you would join the military wing of Kwik fit.

Have you been rumbled for being a dirty internet sex pest, keeper and none sharer of site members pictures and meeter of site ladies to engage in sordid acts?

Is your Mrs on the receiving end of new 'meat' yet? Will you sit in your room, upset at the thought of another gentleman entering her moistened parts?

True story:
A mate of mine was knocking off his secretary, a pig but nothing to do with the story. Her other half got wind of it and decided to telephone my oppo.

He said: I can't believe you put your dick where my children came from
My mate: I didn't think women gave birth from there arses or mouths.

Ten minutes later he arrived in a taxi and stabbed my mate in the neck with a kitchen knife, how we laughed.

He got four years porridge.

**The Forty Twa** · 27-01-2012, 18:47

Originally Posted by verticalgyro

Okay so it's only on divorce, but unable to do it as part of a legal separation? I ask because that's what my wife has proposed and if that is the case then I think I might just be bonkers to agree to this - I'll just go for a straight divorce as I can't see any benefits (to me) for a legal separation.

Best get to a solicitor really - Choose one partner in a firm that specialises in divorces (the bod that did your house conveyancing and Will wont be up to it).

It might be a few more quid but will save you a fortune over the coming years.

**The Forty Twa** · 27-01-2012, 18:51

Originally Posted by Porridge_gun

So you are from a broken home, explains why you would join the military wing of Kwik fit.

Have you been rumbled for being a dirty internet sex pest, keeper and none sharer of site members pictures and meeter of site ladies to engage in sordid acts?

Is your Mrs on the receiving end of new 'meat' yet? Will you sit in your room, upset at the thought of another gentleman entering her moistened parts?

True story:
A mate of mine was knocking off his secretary, a pig but nothing to do with the story. Her other half got wind of it and decided to telephone my oppo.

He said: I can't believe you put your dick where my children came from
My mate: I didn't think women gave birth from there arses or mouths.

Ten minutes later he arrived in a taxi and stabbed my mate in the neck with a kitchen knife, how we laughed.

He got four years porridge.

For making a phone call ? What is the world coming too

**verticalgyro** · 27-01-2012, 19:08

Originally Posted by Porridge_gun

So you are from a broken home, explains why you would join the military wing of Kwik fit.

Have you been rumbled for being a dirty internet sex pest, keeper and none sharer of site members pictures and meeter of site ladies to engage in sordid acts?

Is your Mrs on the receiving end of new 'meat' yet? Will you sit in your room, upset at the thought of another gentleman entering her moistened parts?

That's rather harsh I was expecting support from my internet chums. I have remained true and faithful to my wife - apart from the whores which to be fair were all in other countries and the DV know about.

**History_Man** · 27-01-2012, 19:10

Originally Posted by verticalgyro

That's rather harsh I was expecting support from my internet chums. I have remained true and faithful to my wife - apart from the whores which to be fair were all in other countries and the DV know about.

Well you're doing better than me - I didn't remain true and faithful to Mrs H_M 1st; however, I didn't sleep with any brasses either! And the relevant people do know about my pitifully poor moral standards...

**Porridge_gun** · 27-01-2012, 19:11

Was she a munter?

**crash test** · 27-01-2012, 20:01

Vertical, Pm me please and I'll tell you the gen. I've only been through it twice!!!

**nanotm** · 27-01-2012, 20:23

you can get an interim order that will endure once the seperation is finalised by a divorce unaltered, theres limits to how much you can legally give to her governed by various statutory isntruments suffice to say she
gets no more than 50% of each years ammount as determined by written request (and possibly a fee) via spva of and that ammount is for her alone with further statutory regulation on child elemtents to be not more than 50% of the remainder (this is because some guy got whacked for 100% of his pension and was left destitute some years ago by an idiot of a judge) thats the maximum which all chicks seem to think they deserve and you may or may not disagree wiht it which is why a secondary instrument states they will be able if agreed to a minimum of 15% of the above rates and the child element of no less than 5% per child abated in total by the number of years for which they have already been supported and ceasing in total by the time there 18.

what you choose to give as a personal arangement is seperate and the csa will still raid your pay packet on top of it, of course you cant stop that so its best when you see your briefe to get the necessary information and attempt to reach a mutual agreement on the vlaues of assignment, then get htem rubber stamped in a court to ensure no matter what comes down the line she cant claw you for more (for some reason when they find out what there "entitled to" they always burn a bitter flame and attempt to ge it)

best of luck to you