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    Just a quick one, how many Medals can you wear in one row, is it 6 or what...?

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    All of them, overlapped as required.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

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    so I can bang all 12 in one row and look like the gimp Prince Phillip then eh

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    Yep
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

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    Cheers Legs lad, av a good un mate

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    Why is this in 'armed forces jokes'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by apples71 View Post
    Cheers Legs lass, av a good un chick
    fixed for accuracy. Glad to be of service.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup...

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    [QUOTE=Legs;4421154]fixed for accuracy. Glad to be of service.[/QUOTE]

    He was right the 1st time ;)
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    Nope don't get it!
    Where's the punchline?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HHH View Post
    Nope don't get it!
    Where's the punchline?
    It's Friday afternoon. The warmup session is essential to preparing the body mentally and physically.

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