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Originally Posted by apples71

Hey fuck head it's my first time on the site ok I was only asking a question sorry it's not a joke. No need for your attitude you ignorant cunt. I know how to wear my medals. I wear them with pride ok fuck face. Maybe you need to test and adjust your attitude.

Apples my friend,can I call you Apps.Don't let the nasty men upset you.It is a perfectly logical question to be asked in a jokes forum,there is absolutely nothing with posting your question here because you know full well that you are indeed a fucking joke.

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I always wanted a medal, never got one. I was always in the wrong place at the right time, even the silver jubilee medal wasnt in my lucky bag and I was in London District at that time! Never got posted to NI or did a tour. The only chuffin medals I have, are the ones next to my moniker on this chuffin site! With my luck if Kelly Brooke had tripletts, I'd be the one on the bottle? This poxy government wouldnt even let me purchase and wear a Diamond jubilee medal after no end of lads requested that those who had served 5 years or more during the the Queens reign be allowed to. As the old bloke on the fast show says..........Oh Bugger!

Originally Posted by apples71

Hey fuck head it's my first time on the site ok I was only asking a question sorry it's not a joke. No need for your attitude you ignorant cunt. I know how to wear my medals. I wear them with pride ok fuck face. Maybe you need to test and adjust your attitude.

You'd wear them the same as when you had 11, but with one more.

Fucks sake, we never had this bullshit during the Cold War

Out of curiousity, what is Prince Philips rack and Charles? I know Philip got a lot during WW2, but Charles has a decent size but hasn't been in any wars.

Originally Posted by Chunkie

I always wanted a medal, never got one. I was always in the wrong place at the right time, even the silver jubilee medal wasnt in my lucky bag and I was in London District at that time! Never got posted to NI or did a tour. The only chuffin medals I have, are the ones next to my moniker on this chuffin site! With my luck if Kelly Brooke had tripletts, I'd be the one on the bottle? This poxy government wouldnt even let me purchase and wear a Diamond jubilee medal after no end of lads requested that those who had served 5 years or more during the the Queens reign be allowed to. As the old bloke on the fast show says..........Oh Bugger!

Like you said, you didn't earn any medals. Even if you bought the QDJM you still have not earned it. Can't see why you're bothered, do you get upset at not winning the lottery when you haven't even bought a ticket?

Originally Posted by dingerr

Like you said, you didn't earn any medals. Even if you bought the QDJM you still have not earned it. Can't see why you're bothered, do you get upset at not winning the lottery when you haven't even bought a ticket?

In point of fact, knowing (and remembering) what I know now, there are several I would much rather have not "earned" or even been in the area to earn.

Originally Posted by Blade-Runner

Out of curiousity, what is Prince Philips rack and Charles? I know Philip got a lot during WW2, but Charles has a decent size but hasn't been in any wars.

was wondering that myself
i suppose rank has its priviliges
and all that