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  1. 16-05-2012, 21:02 #11
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    But how did he get that scarred? Did the commies scar him? And why was he given the right to buy his house? Was Mrs Thatcher in power then? Was it a sharp fog that got him scarred?
    Nurse, another bottle please, this one's empty!
    I can say the name of that railway station in Wales, as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by exbleep View Post
    But how did he get that scarred? Did the commies scar him? And why was he given the right to buy his house? Was Mrs Thatcher in power then? Was it a sharp fog that got him scarred?
    Nurse, another bottle please, this one's empty!
    he probably thought, damn my own countries going to go communist in 50 years time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LONGSWORD View Post
    i'll explain the joke!
    the implication is that the septic is dead, and that the Gurkha fought the thousands of troops and survived, not being scarred of the number of commies but by going back in the fog when RTB
    Mate, good effort, very funny, but the piss taking twats on here are twisting "scarred". "Scared" works better because it means "afraid".
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    damn i knew i spelt something wrong
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluntslane View Post
    Mate, good effort, very funny, but the piss taking twats on here are twisting "scarred". "Scared" works better because it means "afraid".
    Tch! There's always one. I was beginning to enjoy that, what with fuck all on the telly again. Best I go back to the why kids are thick and grammar nazis threads.
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    I'm waiting for badger heed/5A to turn up with a clear unbiased explanation of this joke.
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    yeh yeh yeh, I know my spelling and typing is shyte.
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    Quote Originally Posted by exbleep View Post
    Tch! There's always one. I was beginning to enjoy that, what with fuck all on the telly again. Best I go back to the why kids are thick and grammar nazis threads.
    Sorry, DOH! Why is it always me? WHY?
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    So the Gurkha was scarred and it went sceptic ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by polar69 View Post
    So the Gurkha was scarred and it went sceptic ?
    I didn't believe it either ...
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    THIS " JOKE" REMINDS ME OF THIS:

    Paedophile leading intended victim deep into the woods

    Child "Mister,I'm scared"

    Paedo "What do you mean you're scared,Just think of me having to walk back through these woods alone !"
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