ARmy Rumour SErvice

**jonboyMP** · 07-06-2012, 23:53

Originally Posted by Artemis1

Figure of speech JonBoy! My MTP is still unopened in my cupboard! Although I start Pre Deployment next month so I can harrass you in Oct!

Shite, Are they letting you come too? Well at least I'll have someone to make the tea...........don't piss off the Q ! Remember that and you'll be fine. I suggest they make you the Fed G4 rep............

**jonboyMP** · 07-06-2012, 23:56

STONKER Fuck me.........I don't know which part of the Stan you've been too, but if you didn't have RMP in close support you're either short sighted or a fooking lieing cnut. I bet you're an RAF steward......dickhead.

**Robbeaus** · 08-06-2012, 00:12

Nasty slow cooked primates, who live for the moment they can make fools out of their betters.
Favorite Monkey bashing moment, Two RMP on 'shore patrol' in Shott who though that they would arrest the drunk SAS trooper who was relaxing after a days arbite at Buller barracks on some course or other. A suitable period of time passed and two naked moneys were seen to be running up Gun hill looking for some more primate support to 'take you in you bastard'
I might have made that up a bit, but given the dense Neanderthal attitude of the boys in shite, you wouldn't know as there a thousand more tales like that one.

**jonboyMP** · 08-06-2012, 07:48

Originally Posted by Robbeaus

Nasty slow cooked primates, who live for the moment they can make fools out of their betters.
Favorite Monkey bashing moment, Two RMP on 'shore patrol' in Shott who though that they would arrest the drunk SAS trooper who was relaxing after a days arbite at Buller barracks on some course or other. A suitable period of time passed and two naked moneys were seen to be running up Gun hill looking for some more primate support to 'take you in you bastard'
I might have made that up a bit, but given the dense Neanderthal attitude of the boys in shite, you wouldn't know as there a thousand more tales like that one.

Now now, you know that's an utter utter load of bollocks..............

**yamkwak** · 08-06-2012, 14:08

Originally Posted by Robbeaus

Nasty slow cooked primates, who live for the moment they can make fools out of their betters.
Favorite Monkey bashing moment, Two RMP on 'shore patrol' in Shott who though that they would arrest the drunk SAS trooper who was relaxing after a days arbite at Buller barracks on some course or other. A suitable period of time passed and two naked moneys were seen to be running up Gun hill looking for some more primate support to 'take you in you bastard'
I might have made that up a bit, but given the dense Neanderthal attitude of the boys in shite, you wouldn't know as there a thousand more tales like that one.

What a load of shiiiiiite, you mates with the other bullshitters...Stonker /Vortex?????

**fdj12** · 26-06-2012, 18:56

Originally Posted by Robbeaus

Nasty slow cooked primates, who live for the moment they can make fools out of their betters.
Favorite Monkey bashing moment, Two RMP on 'shore patrol' in Shott who though that they would arrest the drunk SAS trooper who was relaxing after a days arbite at Buller barracks on some course or other. A suitable period of time passed and two naked moneys were seen to be running up Gun hill looking for some more primate support to 'take you in you bastard'
I might have made that up a bit, but given the dense Neanderthal attitude of the boys in shite, you wouldn't know as there a thousand more tales like that one.

So full of shite, you lying cnut, bet you had a pasting by the RMP you knob

**JoeyDeacon** · 26-06-2012, 19:04

Originally Posted by Robbeaus

Nasty slow cooked primates, who live for the moment they can make fools out of their betters.
Favorite Monkey bashing moment, Two RMP on 'shore patrol' in Shott who though that they would arrest the drunk SAS trooper who was relaxing after a days arbite at Buller barracks on some course or other. A suitable period of time passed and two naked moneys were seen to be running up Gun hill looking for some more primate support to 'take you in you bastard'
I might have made that up a bit, but given the dense Neanderthal attitude of the boys in shite, you wouldn't know as there a thousand more tales like that one.

Broadsword calling Danny Boy.......

**Stonker** · 26-06-2012, 21:37

Originally Posted by fdj12

So full of shite, you lying cnut, bet you had a pasting by the RMP you knob

Wow.

There, in a single line, a description of the "professional standards" under discussion, by invitation of the thread title.

**pimpernel** · 26-06-2012, 21:47

Originally Posted by Stonker

Wow.

There, in a single line, a description of the "professional standards" under discussion, by invitation of the thread title.

Originally Posted by fdj12
So full of shite, you lying cnut, bet you had a pasting by the RMP you knob

Gosh I rather think we are dealing with the SIB here. A true intellectual, with that timely nack of diplomacy, and well reasoned logic. Your guilty!

**Stonker** · 26-06-2012, 21:53

Originally Posted by pimpernel

Originally Posted by fdj12
So full of shite, you lying cnut, bet you had a pasting by the RMP you knob

Gosh I rather think we are dealing with the SIB here. A true intellectual, with that timely nack of diplomacy, and well reasoned logic. Your guilty!

Guilty?

Of . . . what . . . exactly?
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