ARmy Rumour SErvice

**jakthegogetta** · 26-04-2012, 02:06

other regiments hate us because we get paid more

and join with the rank of lance corpral

and because they dont get a red cap

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**phoenix04** · 26-04-2012, 02:13

Originally Posted by jakthegogetta

other regiments hate us because we get paid more

and join with the rank of lance corpral

and because they dont get a red cap

end of

Wow how did you manage to actually join and get through phase one and two so quickly?

**Goldbricker** · 26-04-2012, 02:55

Can't spell Malingering Pussy without MP....

**dingerr** · 26-04-2012, 03:01

Originally Posted by jakthegogetta

other regiments hate us because we get paid more

and join with the rank of lance corpral

and because they dont get a red cap

end of

Wow! Are you on a special pay band? Or just the normal high and lower one like most others?

Its fucking strange that, my trade starts at LCpl, we're mostly high band, receive EOD pay, promoted quickly and get a natty little flash. Yet still not hated like you.

**phoenix04** · 26-04-2012, 03:05

Originally Posted by dingerr

Wow! Are you on a special pay band? Or just the normal high and lower one like most others?

Its fucking strange that, my trade starts at LCpl, we're mostly high band, receive EOD pay, promoted quickly and get a natty little flash. Yet still not hated like you.

See Dingerr that's why we are more special like than your lot , we join as LCPLs, or didn't you know that

No wonder everyone hates us

addit: Just had a thought any chance of a natty little flash just for me Dingerr

**dingerr** · 26-04-2012, 03:27

No, it's earned.

**Rabid Chihuahua** · 26-04-2012, 03:44

Originally Posted by jakthegogetta

other regiments hate us because we get paid more

and join with the rank of lance corpral

and because they dont get a red cap

end of

I hate you and I've got a red hat; end of.

Biscuits_AB would turn in his piss soaked grave if he was only still with us to observe literacy rate of the Monkey Yoof of today. I can only assume he's parted this mortal coil having not posted in this thread for a while!

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**Blackrat** · 26-04-2012, 04:01

Originally Posted by jakthegogetta

other regiments hate us because we get paid more

and join with the rank of lance corpral

and because they dont get a red cap

end of

No. They hate you because Prince did a song about you called "Raspberry Beret". And it was really gay.

I couldn't give a flying fuck about the RMP. Why? I'm a civvy now. However, i do recall that shoeing i received in Bulford for no reason. Mind you, i suppose that's revenge for wrecking that RMP vehicle parked outside the guardroom in Soest a year earlier.