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**brettarider** · 21-11-2011, 15:18

Originally Posted by Paton216tech

You had best sort your fckin life out then you dirtbag, oh yes and its true no one likes you ..... now fck off

Funny your dishing out advice that people have been giving you for years on here you fucking spastic

**Paton216tech** · 22-11-2011, 16:47

Originally Posted by brettarider

Funny your dishing out advice that people have been giving you for years on here you fucking spastic

Years ? look at my joing date you lard ass cripple

**cloudbuster** · 22-11-2011, 17:08

Originally Posted by IconicKiller

I will be honest I haven't got a clue and have been serving for a good few years ..................

Somewhat over-qualified, I would imagine.

**Taffnp** · 22-11-2011, 18:07

Each time your boss receives a complaint about you, it's a point in your favor, showing that you have not been overly kind to the villain. Also catching people speeding in camp Bastion is a winner.

**roadster280** · 22-11-2011, 18:21

FFS fellas. Lad asks a question, and all he gets is abuse from people jumping on the bandwagon.

Long may it remain so for the ladies and gentlemen of the RMP

If monkeys were helpful to the average Bill Oddie, then I'm sure it would be reciprocated. REME fix shit that shouldn't have got broken, and get rewarded with beer. Sigs provide comms to blokes not really entitled and get beer. Engineers dig holes with plant to save Inf doing it with shovels and get beer. RMP lock up squaddies and get shit for it.

In your own time, carry on.

**bigeye** · 22-11-2011, 20:07

Originally Posted by Paton216tech

Years ? look at my joing date you lard ass cripple

I think he means that judging by the tone and quality of your post, people in general have been giving you advice that you are a cunt and should fuck off, from , say... when you were born. I may be wrong of course.

Don't shoot the messenger by the way.

**Pink_Ops** · 22-11-2011, 20:25

Haven't met a decent monkey yet, apart from the (female) blonde Cpl who gave me an outstanding blowjob in Kosovo.

I fucking hate RAF, but there is one set of people I hate more.... Yep u guessed it YOU! Monkeys are the most unloyal, back stabbing, pretentious set of cunts

**Northern Monkey** · 22-11-2011, 20:28

Originally Posted by Pink_Ops

Monkeys are the most unloyal, back stabbing, pretentious set of cunts

Who? Moi...?

**Paton216tech** · 23-11-2011, 14:48

Originally Posted by bigeye

I think he means that judging by the tone and quality of your post, people in general have been giving you advice that you are a cunt and should fuck off, from , say... when you were born. I may be wrong of course.

Don't shoot the messenger by the way.

I think that is bollox and you have totally misread what he's saying. Never shoot the messenger.... just horsewhip him/her through the streets. Whats wrong with my posts anyway ? Im an upstanding member of the sock puppet community and proud of it

**bigeye** · 24-11-2011, 07:48

Originally Posted by Paton216tech

I think that is bollox and you have totally misread what he's saying. Never shoot the messenger.... just horsewhip him/her through the streets. Whats wrong with my posts anyway ? Im an upstanding member of the sock puppet community and proud of it

Apologies - I hadn't realized you were someone's sock puppet. I just assumed you were an attention seeking web mong.
Does your alter-ego know you are posting here?