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Discuss Front line cookery lessons for Afghan-bound soldiers at the Afghanistan forum within the The Army Rumour Service website; Originally Posted by Ministry of Defence Soldiers from 1st Battalion The Royal Welsh preparing to ...
  1. 17-02-2012, 02:50 #1
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    Post Front line cookery lessons for Afghan-bound soldiers

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    Soldiers from 1st Battalion The Royal Welsh preparing to deploy to Afghanistan next month have been supplementing their military training with combat cooking lessons.

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  2. 17-02-2012, 06:54 #2
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    By 'eck! Soldiers cooking their own grub, whatever next. I wonder if they got HSEQ induction training on using the cookers.

    Pay attention. Things to note:

    1. Cookers gets 'ot.
    2. Frying fings makes hot oil splashes.
    3. 'ot food can burn yer mouf.
    4. Boilin water 'urts.

    You 'as been warned.

    I wonder if they will lose their eyebrows like we used to trying to light those (poxy) petrol cookers.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Well if their cooking skills are anything like their soldiering skills I would stick to eating dog shit.
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  4. 17-02-2012, 07:01 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fallschirmjager View Post
    Well if their cooking skills are anything like their soldiering skills I would stick to eating dog shit.
    Stand by for incoming!
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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  5. 17-02-2012, 07:05 #5
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  6. 17-02-2012, 08:29 #6
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    By cook I take it they mean "Warm up" processed food?
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    I thought they taught you how to incinerate rat packs on the recruit course?
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    Bet their wowser killjoy bosses won't let them use PE instead of hexy.
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    Jamie Olivers meals in 30 mins ?

    Suppose a few goats will be going missing
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  10. 17-02-2012, 09:12 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taffnp View Post
    Jamie Olivers meals in 30 mins ?

    Suppose a few goats will be going missing

    Indeed and some might even get eaten.
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