Sun's in my eyes. Again. But I find if I keep still for a couple of hours it goes away. Patience...

I think we should remember our favourite moments from the Baron of Brake Fluid. One of my favourites was an auction of a signed Chris Ryan novel...

Lên cho mọi người thấy...

He was a turps nudging maniac. I had a few games of 7-14-21 with the shock dice last night in an attempt to see just what went on inside his...

I've seen how they drive.

Beautiful day here, sunny, no wind

hers a cheeky wee idea Hand them over to the Muslim council of Britain (whaterer the fuck that is mean to be) and tell them we want sharia law...

Statistically, 109 cars are burnt everyday (or night) in France. Last new year's day, 1,193 cars went up in smoke. Voitures brûlées au réveillon...

On Qifa Nabki Al-Qusayr: Salafist Emirate or Frontier of the Future Alawite State? It could be both of course.

Then we're gonna need the wooden furniture...

Surely the best boots to train in are the ones you will use on ops. Will these stand up to the operational environment? Posted from the ARRSE...

I suppose that depends on how true this is.. One in 10 prisoners is a former soldier, new research reveals - Crime - UK - The Independent

Don't be silly :-) tramlines ready, hahahahahaha

A slight drama in the costume department meant that this remake of The Blues Brothers departed quite radically from the original.

I think 'less drunk than Ord_Sgt' is no guarantee that your liver is going to survive for very long. He must have had the constitution of an ox...

The suggestion, "Dress like you're much too gay for the Yids to bother with" made the lads wonder if ODESSA was losing its edge.

A pint for me please:

All this talk of other prisoners setting about them, anyone would think prisons were full of something other than bottom-feeding pond life. The...

Oh goody...that means they got shot in the guts.....THAT means colostomy bags which will be fun in prison.....that ALSO means their little botty...

Just for clarity mate, you've got the group wrong there. The Nation of Islam is Louis Farrakan's lot, the one group this lad has been linked to is...

Just wish I could find my marbles...

Field Punishment No. 1. Strapped to Fig 11s. If the firing party were AGC, it'd scare the shit out of them.

Dead or not, I miss his posts - they were a great reassurance that my own drinking is still firmly in the 'sensible' category.

Please can I look after them, when they come out of hospital ? I would treat them real good. all I need is a sound proof building, mains...

Kneecaps cut off (without aesthetic of course) then dropped into a minefield to help clear it by rolling around it.

We'll just see more of her on the box to jack up the appearence fees and settle the bill -so its a 'lose' situation for us, unless she does Playboy...

I don't know how I ever found the time to work!