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**chocolate_frog** · 09-03-2009, 07:08

Awwww,

No more jolly stories?

WHat did he do? Go white, gulp, stammer.... or did he just fall to the floor and sit there bleeding?

**plant_life** · 09-03-2009, 07:29

The thing what alsways amazes me is how people think they can spin such yarns and believe they can get away with it. There is certain enough ex serving personnel who really have been there and done it to quickly spot a walt so why bother?

**frigate23** · 09-03-2009, 07:48

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

Yep, womens, RAF and Marines numbers start with letters

and the andy

Marines are 300 aswell

**Track_Link** · 09-03-2009, 15:26

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

Awwww,

No more jolly stories?

WHat did he do? Go white, gulp, stammer.... or did he just fall to the floor and sit there bleeding?

A blank look - followed by a mumbled 'I get carried away at times'

**kes1** · 09-03-2009, 15:34

Originally Posted by frigate23

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

Yep, womens, RAF and Marines numbers start with letters

and the andy

Marines are 300 aswell

Originally Posted by kes1

Correct, usually start with a P. New ones are now in line with the Army and are 300.... (JPA couldn't cope with letters apparently )

Page 2, keep up

**davyskuller** · 09-03-2009, 16:26

A blank look - followed by a mumbled 'I get carried away at times'[/quote]

What a c0ck!

**chocolate_frog** · 10-03-2009, 07:23

Originally Posted by Track_Link

A blank look - followed by a mumbled 'I get carried away at times'

And the most cnutish understatement of the year award goes tooooo....

**plant_life** · 10-03-2009, 07:31

What a mong. "I get carried away sometimes". Great, him getting carried away could cost you cadets when little Johnny goes home reciting tales of death and daring do.

**frigate23** · 10-03-2009, 09:16

Originally Posted by Nutter

Originally Posted by chocolate_frog

You mean you don't explain in graphic detail the way a milan hits a tank, bounces around inside whilst the missile liquifies everyone and then chooses a nice place to exit, sucking a crew soup out of the hole behind it?

How on earth do you expect the kids to respect you?

If explaining stuff like that to the cadets is what is needed to earn respect, then I really dont want it.

Although my cadets seem to think that soldiering is like an American war film.

I used to think that!