Nah, it's just an indication of the fickle celebrity culture. They have to do the books now because in x years time they will likely be forgotten/lost in rehab/dead.

Hate to break it to you, Belano, but this one:



is already 6 months up the spout.

hey that k she still good for a little while AND has hands and a mouth

What about her back entrance, that's also still available, or are you prudish?

Jailbait or not, here's an ' incentive' for wooing and doing Miley Cyrus..

She made [ that is, her ' personal' take ] $ 17.5 million from the box office of her last ' tour.. [ got to wonder what the ' handlers and powers that be took in ]...

this figure, of course, doesn't include her cut of the ' clothing and accessories lines, the playsets, action figures and other spin off commodities flogged to the 'tweensets worldwide who are fans of Hanna Montana and other tottywhores trotted out and marketed by the ' family-friendly ' DisneyCorp...

you sound bitter?

Bitter?, Moi?

Why I'm just dying to read her biography..which she is penning after getting a 7 figure advance for her memoirs..

FFS! She's 15.. what memorable experiences could she have had.. oh, the anguish of potty training? The joy of her first limo ride? The days of indecision over what overpriced bit of trendygrab to slap down her platinum card to get?

bitter, no... just miffed they didn't ask me to ' ghostwrite' her life so far which, of course would entail hours of personal interviews to hear her thoughts and feelings and to get into her' persona' so that I could write effectively in ' her own words'... etc. etc... for which she'd be ' greatful 'and which would see me collect a hefty fee for dipping my ladle in the gravy train....so to speak...

Can you wait that long?

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Most annoying, I will have to find someone else to stroke my spasm cannon over now!! Nothing ever lasts.

Does nobody else think that these new 'outrageously explicit' shots of Miley actually make her look LESS attractive than she does in the flesh?

She looks like Linda Blair off The Exorcist IMHO, as opposed to quite easy on the eye in every other picture I've ever seen.

Perhaps it's just me, but she looks far too young to get anything stirring in my ancient loins. It doesn't seem right, she only looks about ten years old in that picture.

Maybe I'm getting too old, but still, it seems wrong.

One has to wonder what Daddy Billy Ray was thinking, what her manager and agent were thinking, what anyone responsible for shepperding Miley along at Disney, always concerned with the " Family Image ", when Vanity Fair approached them for a photoshhot and proposed that Annie Liebowitz do the photties...

If some anonymous guy from Eastern Europe had stuck shots of his daughter on the weeb that looked like that, there would be universal condemnation of him for ' child exploitation ' since she is still technically a minor at 15...

The image of sleezy folk telling Miley to go and do this 'cause it will be good for her career' whilst twirlling their waxed moustachios comes to mind..

disturbing, especially since I didn't think of it first...

dressed like that i would

i would

Here is a countdown clock

Yeah but she has probably been drinking cheap cider and shagging round the back of the spar shop since 14

Sorry I must be confused why the fcuk is everyone blathering about these girls being jail bait? the only one that is under uk law is the silly little girl who threw away her disney contract. as for the other wtf is that thing in the pink wig? and as for wass her face from the potter movies im sure she a lovely lass but for fcuk sake even though shes 18 she still looks about 12!

Wait till Gary Glitter joins

Whilst certain gentlemen are considering possible *activities* it would be wise to just check whereitslegalwhen.com

It's amazing when you consider most States of the USA won't let them drink alcohol until 21 ... does Rohyponol count?

If you cant wait for Stephanie you might like THIS.









or not!