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Re: Not jailbait any more.......

Post Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:22 pm

While those pictures of Hermione look quite alluring, the only way I can get a real boner on about her is with the image of Dumbledore smashing her back doors in when she was a 12 year old - blowing Hagrid at the same time. Twisted Evil

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Re: Not jailbait any more.......

Post Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:18 pm

Some more pictures of barely legal celebs who would get it.

First up Jamie Lynn Spears just turned 17 (born 04/04/1991)



Second is Emma Roberts, Neice of Julia Roberts, star of Nickelodeon show Unfabulous, movies Aquamarine and Nancy Drew. Recently 17 (born 10/02/1991)



Finally we have Joanna Levesque. American Pop/R&B singer. Also 17 (born 20/12/1990)


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Re: Not jailbait any more.......

Post Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:41 pm

A slight hint of left nipple on this one:
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......

Post Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:06 am

I can hear the sounds of ducks lapping at the water. Mad Mad Mad

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Re: Not jailbait any more.......

Post Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:32 am

suits_U:
Thinking about it, I only have to wait till the end of the year before I can stop feeling guilty about having impure thoughts about Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. Shes 16 in November apparently Twisted Evil

DOB 23 Nov 1992

Only 8 months and 4 days to go. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

Not that i'm counting.

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Post Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:47 pm

me thinks she seen this thread and does'nt like it!
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......

Post Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:49 pm

ten501uk:
me thinks she seen this thread and does'nt like it!

Cripes,look how wide she can get her gob.

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Post Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 4:51 pm

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ten501uk:
me thinks she seen this thread and does'nt like it!

Cripes,look how wide she can get her gob.

Yep, lever that open a bit further...aaaah

Spot on! Cool

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Re: Not jailbait any more.......

Post Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:07 pm

[quote="Stokey"]
suits_U:
Thinking about it, I only have to wait till the end of the year before I can stop feeling guilty about having impure thoughts about Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. Shes 16 in November apparently Twisted Evil

How long until my fantasies about Anne Widecombe become morally acceptable?[/quote]

You too like Ann Widdecombe. Thank fcuk for that. At last I can appreciate a real mature woman with someone else. The way her juicy saddlebags swing when she wears that size 10 thong back to front makes me rampant Twisted Evil

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Re: Not jailbait any more.......

Post Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:54 pm

Somehow I thought a wizards sleeve would be a bit slacker...



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Post Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:47 pm



According to her Wikipedia entry, Rebecca Ryan was born on April 27 1991. Happy Birthday Becky.

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Post Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:01 pm

On her birthday too!
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Post Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:16 pm

Does this count?

Jenny Agutter from Walkabout
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......

Post Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:19 pm

Does this count? asked happy little JPA

No!!! She was born in 1952. She more past the age of consent than I am! Rolling Eyes

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Re: Not jailbait any more.......

Post Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:40 pm

SixBadges:


According to her Wikipedia entry, Rebecca Ryan was born on April 27 1991. Happy Birthday Becky.

27/4 is my birthday too! Sadly a looonnng way prior to '91.

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Re: Not jailbait any more.......

Post Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:45 pm

SixBadges:
According to her Wikipedia entry, Rebecca Ryan was born on April 27 1991. Happy Birthday Becky.

WHAT?!! You're telling me there are beddable females - legally beddable females - born after the Gulf War?

<Wanders off weeping softly>

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Post Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:46 pm

What a thread! I would all of them, definetly that lazy town lass, and hermione, and and and...GREAT!

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Re: Not jailbait any more.......

Post Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:51 pm

while still technically ' jailbait' Miley Cyrus has ' potential ' and the wait is only three years..

in the meantime, she is making it easy to develop a ' relationship' [ i.e. ' chat up lines] with respect to her ' interests'..as she has signed a deal to write her ' biography ' of her life -so far -.. can't wait to read about the anguish she suffered during potty training and the day she got her first manicure and grown up shoes...

'life story' at 15...another indication the apocolypse is upon us.



still, wouldn't turn down a tumble...

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Re: Not jailbait any more.......

Post Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:02 pm

WTF is with those strappy knickers?!?!? Was she wearing her S&M getup for after (or during) the party?!?!?!

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Re: Not jailbait any more.......

Post Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:14 pm

Biped:
WTF is with those strappy knickers?!?!? Was she wearing her S&M getup for after (or during) the party?!?!?!

By the look of the spunk dribbling down the inside of her left thigh (look closely), it was for during the "party."

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