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But you can drive a car to school at about 10.
Yes but their smaller bodies do make you appear well endowed.
So you've never aspired to a part-time career in educating young maidens?
So you've never aspired to a part-time career in educating young maidens?
Far too busy being a backing singer in The Glitter Band!
Never been to Wester Hailes, then?
Never been to Wester Hailes, then?
Ah, the Hailes Hotel, rough as a badger's arse.
Never been to Wester Hailes, then?
Or Dundee.
Walking round the middle of town and all the lasses pushing prams look to be about 10 or 12.
Never been to Wester Hailes, then?
"Mummy, are you're hands so soft because you use Fairy Liquid?"
"Nah, it's 'cause I'm fcukin' 12 years old..."
Yeah but she has probably been drinking cheap cider and shagging round the back of the spar shop since 14
Quite possibly. But I'd still fcuking wreck her.
Yeah but she has probably been drinking cheap cider and shagging round the back of the spar shop since 14
Quite possibly. But I'd still fcuking wreck her.
oh yeah, she can rusty trombone me any day!
hot and steamy, how i would love to be the plug!!
Look some of the stuff in here is really quite nasty. If you are easily offended - DO NOT ENTER.
Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:27 pm
blue-sophist:
Whilst certain gentlemen are considering possible *activities* it would be wise to just check whereitslegalwhen.com
It's amazing when you consider most States of the USA won't let them drink alcohol until 21 ... does Rohyponol count?
It's amazing when you consider most States of the USA won't let them drink alcohol until 21 ... does Rohyponol count?
But you can drive a car to school at about 10.
PoisonDwarf
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:06 am
Jailbait? The passport says no, but everyone else (including the Chinese now) says yes.
He Kexin. Possibley 14 and 24 months, possibley not.
But she IS a Gold winning Gymnast!!!
He Kexin. Possibley 14 and 24 months, possibley not.
But she IS a Gold winning Gymnast!!!
chocolate_frog- Posts: 11485
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:51 am
Whats the attraction with birds so young? They aren't going to know their way around a c0ck are they?
Mighty_doh_nut
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:58 am
minister_doh_nut:
Whats the attraction with birds so young? They aren't going to know their way around a c0ck are they?
Yes but their smaller bodies do make you appear well endowed.
The_Cad- Posts: 2512
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:05 am
Not bothered, I've got a big penis anyway.
I just want the person I attack with it to know what they are doing with it, instead of playing with it like a toffee apple
I just want the person I attack with it to know what they are doing with it, instead of playing with it like a toffee apple
Mighty_doh_nut- Posts: 18816
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:14 am
minister_doh_nut:
Not bothered, I've got a big penis anyway.
I just want the person I attack with it to know what they are doing with it, instead of playing with it like a toffee apple
I just want the person I attack with it to know what they are doing with it, instead of playing with it like a toffee apple
So you've never aspired to a part-time career in educating young maidens?
blue-sophist
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:17 am
blue-sophist:
minister_doh_nut:
Not bothered, I've got a big penis anyway.
I just want the person I attack with it to know what they are doing with it, instead of playing with it like a toffee apple
I just want the person I attack with it to know what they are doing with it, instead of playing with it like a toffee apple
So you've never aspired to a part-time career in educating young maidens?
Far too busy being a backing singer in The Glitter Band!
The_Cad- Posts: 2512
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:22 am
Since i converted to jailbait i have saved a fortune on gaffer tape and quicklime but i am putting on weight as i dont get as much exercise with a shovel as before.
Oh well all lifes a compromise
Oh well all lifes a compromise
joey_deacons_lad- Posts: 2265
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 3:43 pm
I suppose you don't have to pick hairs out of yor teeth
Taffnp
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:55 pm
minister_doh_nut:
Whats the attraction with birds so young? They aren't going to know their way around a c0ck are they?
Never been to Wester Hailes, then?
smartascarrots- Posts: 11084
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:13 pm
smartascarrots:
minister_doh_nut:
Whats the attraction with birds so young? They aren't going to know their way around a c0ck are they?
Never been to Wester Hailes, then?
Ah, the Hailes Hotel, rough as a badger's arse.
PoisonDwarf- Posts: 5217
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:58 pm
smartascarrots:
minister_doh_nut:
Whats the attraction with birds so young? They aren't going to know their way around a c0ck are they?
Never been to Wester Hailes, then?
Or Dundee.
Walking round the middle of town and all the lasses pushing prams look to be about 10 or 12.
crabnomore
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:11 pm
smartascarrots:
minister_doh_nut:
Whats the attraction with birds so young? They aren't going to know their way around a c0ck are they?
Never been to Wester Hailes, then?
"Mummy, are you're hands so soft because you use Fairy Liquid?"
"Nah, it's 'cause I'm fcukin' 12 years old..."
FrankCastle- Posts: 3189
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:14 pm
Taffnp:
REgards:
Rejoice all middle-aged and older pervs, Hermione from those shite Harry films is now 18 and therefore officially no longer jailbait! 
All can now feel absolved of any minor twinges of guilt for thinking, 'I'm old enough to be her [insert relative here]' 'cos who cares!!
All can now feel absolved of any minor twinges of guilt for thinking, 'I'm old enough to be her [insert relative here]' 'cos who cares!!
Yeah but she has probably been drinking cheap cider and shagging round the back of the spar shop since 14
Quite possibly. But I'd still fcuking wreck her.
FrankCastle- Posts: 3189
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:29 pm
Quote:
Yeah but she has probably been drinking cheap cider and shagging round the back of the spar shop since 14
Quite possibly. But I'd still fcuking wreck her.
oh yeah, she can rusty trombone me any day!
stinkypants
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:54 pm
hot and steamy, how i would love to be the plug!!
Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:09 pm
The feeling I get about her [NO, NOT THAT ONE ] is that she has become painfully impressed by herself.
Sadly, she lacks the maturity to understand that she's today's "tottie" and tomorrow's nobody. I'd bet a few quid in the Begging Bowl that in 5 years' time most people will be saying "Who?"
I bet you £10 she'd expect me to take her for a decent dinner before letting me sh@g her, for a start.
] is that she has become painfully impressed by herself.Sadly, she lacks the maturity to understand that she's today's "tottie" and tomorrow's nobody. I'd bet a few quid in the Begging Bowl that in 5 years' time most people will be saying "Who?"
I bet you £10 she'd expect me to take her for a decent dinner before letting me sh@g her, for a start.
blue-sophist- Posts: 25505
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Re: Not jailbait any more.......
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:49 am
Shes always had a quid on herself.
I remember seeing an interview with her when the first film came out. I thought she was a good actress, portraying Hermione's precociousness and being a know it all. Turns out she wasnt acting and she really is a smug know it all.
If I were you, wait till the Harry Potter films have finished and her career is over, she might not be so upperty.
I remember seeing an interview with her when the first film came out. I thought she was a good actress, portraying Hermione's precociousness and being a know it all. Turns out she wasnt acting and she really is a smug know it all.
If I were you, wait till the Harry Potter films have finished and her career is over, she might not be so upperty.
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