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English Language

Post Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:22 am

New Telephone Greeting:



Wouldn't it be fcuking great, if this caught on, all over the English speaking world?

'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO GREAT BRITAIN/CANADA/USA etc.

'Press '1' if you speak English.'

'Press ''2'' to disconnect and fcuck off until you can

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Re: English Language

Post Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:31 am

Spooky, saw this shirt just a few hours ago:

www.tshirthell.com/sto...ductid=893

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Re: English Language

Post Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:55 am

Wouldn't it be great if it caught on in the non-English speaking world as well?

"Fcuk off, Senor. Eef you wan' egg and bloddy cheeps, you should 'ave stai-ed een Scunthorpe!"

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Re: English Language

Post Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:17 am

Press 1 for English speaking
Hold for other languages.

Waits 30 secs then a voice says "can your phone do this??"
Then hangs up!!!

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Re: English Language

Post Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:30 am

Stokey:
Spooky, saw this shirt just a few hours ago:

www.tshirthell.com/sto...ductid=893

and let's not forget this one Wink
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