Very witty Chalice, but it might have been better if You had got his name right!!

It is MDN - unless I have just been WAHed!!!!!

MDF has been controversial in regard to its use of formaldehyde resins and the associated health risks.

Isn't MDF a Plank?

As long as it is 'win a cake and lick it off my lap' then sounds good - same entrants as above only allowed to win except chick looking blokes must also don a long blonde wig.

I do like MDF - perhaps a shout to the GoodCO

Just because we've had a whip round for the good and benefit of decent causes, infact, really decent and deservings causes isn't going to make me anyless of a cnut towards cnuts.

Sitrep:

All vouchers with families in good time to do soemthing with them

Flights for both families now booked and no one is homeless.

Items required for Sellyoak now with Viro and are able to get them in some sort of order and begin to delegate shortly.

Its quietening down a little now as we have enough money in, about 8.6k and am reluctant to collect for something we have no goal for.

Standby to standby though, I have the feelers out amongst various SSAFA and RBL case workers and anyone in need of immediate help and not having time to wait for red tape etc we can step in do something, even if its to voice outrage and make a commemorative quilt

Fantastic effort by everyone, refreshing to know that if someone end ups deep in the shite, that nothing is unacheivable.

Don't for one minute think this sprint off the blocks is coming to a halt, its just changing to a long distance tab...... picking up momentum as it goes.

Cheers fcukers...

I'll stick a list of Bank statement belters up later.. One of Mondays was

'THE ASS FULL OF BATTER CLUB'

OK, the slipper is real and does exist; it just doesn't exist in the same dimension as us. This makes it almost impossible to see with the naked eye; indeed most difficult to photograph digitally without the aid of special filters.

So just send the 50 quid feller or the slipper gets beaten (against mizz k13eod's bottom) ...

IIRC I just put 'ARRSE Member'.
And on reflection that could easily be misconstrued by someone who wasn't in the know.
Great.

I was actually thinking other things... Especially as a fat hypocrocapig in a red jacket and grey trousers walked up to me (which is the description B_F gave to me minus the fat bit) and my heart almost stopped...luckly she walked past and I had recovered enough (and wiped my vomit encrusted mouth clean) when you turned up and lit up the surounding area like an illum round from an AS90!

Thank you for your thoughts ref yesterday.
It went very well, and there was not a dry eye in the house when 'If' and 'My Boy Jack' both by Kipling were read out and the reading written by Jack's father was read out for him.

Damn...it's smoky in here....

Did you meet B_F at Butlins ?

Just an update on the auction, we have a bid in for 285 GBP!

www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/...84279.html

Four more bidding days folks!

just to reiterate, i have time on my hands until 7th jan if a willing pair of hands is useful for sorting the room. (painting, building furnature ...etc)

Does the room need to be sorted before christmas?

DB has my mobile no.

Ski.

Any updates on funds and/or the pornographic listings on MDN's bank statements ???

Another sitrep to follow once I've had chance to speak to HRH Viro Bono of Royal Air Forceshire

It's worth another donation just for pornographic statement listing

You're not getting me with that one....again. No proof of life no money, even with your foul threats of violence.

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Nice one dave- can i go too please

Need a live-in pool cleaner?

Another tenner heading MDN's way just for the reaction of the bank (and Interpol) to seeing "Art Theft Proceeds".

Thought this had disappeared.
Don't want it going too far away, there's plenty of opportunities for saving your liver yet.

Make yourself immortal - for at least two years.

Square your charp away.