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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:20 pm

I do not think that there will be many passengers with a simpathetic view if the protestors cause flight cancelations.

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:32 pm

isongard:
I do not think that there will be many passengers with a simpathetic view if the protestors cause flight cancelations.

Add the smoking ban into the mix, You have been stuck in the departure lounge for 8 hours without a fag, kids moaning , hoax bomb scares, and the roof of your mouth is still in pain from the Big Toblerone you bought from the duty free. I'm sorry but if that was me, I would grab a HK from the nearest armed rozzer and run into Hippiesville set on 3 shot bursts. Like Michael Douglas.

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:34 pm

ugly:
Perhaps a San Paolo landing is called for, Does Air Nippon still fly into Heathrow LiterallY?

"You'll go straight to hell for that one ugly!"


I'll see you for a party in hell ugly, that very same scenario went through my (currently befuddled) brain too. Twisted Evil

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:57 pm

Why dont they get the planes that fly over the protestors fields to open the hatches to the sh*thouses and empty them

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:02 pm

Or even easier, just over-fill the wing tanks, I think most types have overflow valves. It'll royally fcuk them off when it starts raining Avtur every 90 seconds Evil or Very Mad

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:02 pm

taffridge:
isongard:
I do not think that there will be many passengers with a simpathetic view if the protestors cause flight cancelations.

Add the smoking ban into the mix, You have been stuck in the departure lounge for 8 hours without a fag, kids moaning , hoax bomb scares, and the roof of your mouth is still in pain from the Big Toblerone you bought from the duty free. I'm sorry but if that was me, I would grab a HK from the nearest armed rozzer and run into Hippiesville set on 3 shot bursts. Like Michael Douglas.

I don't know that they fire bursts of three here.

They keep that for the real cops Wink

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:03 pm

Shoot the fcukin lot of them.

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:42 pm

tankie88:
Shoot the fcukin lot of them.

Can we start with one of them thats on Big Brother, There I was happily banging one out over the Twins,(with the sound turned down obviously) next thing they swich to Millie Tant and I lose wood. I'm sure the producers are doing it on purpose, How am I supposed to enjoy a late w@nk when they keep showing a fat hairy bird with a face like a kicked in ewok.


KNOW YOUR ENEMY



Fcuking rancid isnt it

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:58 pm

All this Reminds me of greenham common days with all the smellies

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:56 pm

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Sh1tty death, what this? No duff! I'm flying back from outer-fcuking-midnowhere in a week into Terminal 4, are these bartewards going to delay my re-aquaintance with the wrong side of Mrs Short's duvet?

Gen question as there's only Asia World news here.

Weather is lovverley in Beijing and Almaty but I haven't got a scooby doo what's going on in the real world.

Help!

You are fcuked, they are there for the week and according to one gobby b1tch
"What does it matter if a few people are a bit late compared to the millions suffering from global warming"

The only thing that will move these bellends is the man from the job center coming down.

When you do get back can you pop in there and stick a sharp implement into the tyres of all of their 2CVs and see how they like being late on signing on day. Or perhaps you could shoot a biker on the M4, that holds up traffic for a day or two.

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:16 am

For those of you who took part in The Nimbys are right

Can we not do the same to THIS WEBSITE

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:38 am

Apparently the 'Environmental Campaigners' have managed to close Biggin Hill airfield by chaining themselves to the gates. This is not (allegidly) a dry run for Heathrow at the weekend BUT if it is, where is the nearest Armoured Brigade please as I would love to watch a few Challengers role right over these tree huggers once and for all.

If they wanna do something then get a job and pay taxes like the rest of us else feck off........

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:52 am

cometcatcher:
Or even easier, just over-fill the wing tanks, I think most types have overflow valves. It'll royally fcuk them off when it starts raining Avtur every 90 seconds :evil:

I love the smell of avtur.......i used to wear it on my Gucci clothes to go out in salisbury on fridays.................aHhhhhhhhhh the memories

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:59 am

taffridge:
For those of you who took part in The Nimbys are right

Can we not do the same to THIS WEBSITE

I tried voting twice on their twat-button-thingy, but it wouldn't accept my 2nd attempt.

Still, the first one seemed free.

VOTE, please "I'd volunteer anyway".
... even if it's not true, but it doesn't seem to worry the Government, so why should you care?

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:11 am

taffridge:
5.56short:
Sh1tty death, what this? No duff! I'm flying back from outer-fcuking-midnowhere in a week into Terminal 4, are these bartewards going to delay my re-aquaintance with the wrong side of Mrs Short's duvet?

Gen question as there's only Asia World news here.

Weather is lovverley in Beijing and Almaty but I haven't got a scooby doo what's going on in the real world.

Help!

You are fcuked, they are there for the week and according to one gobby b1tch
"What does it matter if a few people are a bit late compared to the millions suffering from global warming"

The only thing that will move these bellends is the man from the job center coming down.

When you do get back can you pop in there and stick a sharp implement into the tyres of all of their 2CVs and see how they like being late on signing on day. Or perhaps you could shoot a biker on the M4, that holds up traffic for a day or two.

Well, I passed through T3 yesterday and their protests are about as well-organized and effective as you would expect from such a bunch of mongs.

I didn't see hide nor hair of them but, starting at noon, I cleared American Airlines check-in in about 3 minutes, had cleared security within 10. I then had 3 hours to sit in O'Neill's sipping a pint whilst marvelling at my good fortune.

If their presence makes life this easy for everyone, they're going to have to start breaking ground on Terminals 6 & 7 very soon.

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:15 am

Re ukdaytona's post

www.telegraph.co.uk/ne...ate116.xml

So the hippies want to be chained to the fence then, well I suppose they used a padlock or two and hid/threw away the key.So back those up with a few of your own and then leave them there then.

While they are there they :

1. Cannot invade the runway.

2. Are not going to cause any trouble anywere else.

3. Can be dowsed in the effluent from the aircraft that have landed at said airport.

4. Can be looked after by only 1 P.C. leaving the rest to catch real crims.

I mean , its a good plan win win all the way I think.

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:20 am

Would'nt it be a shame if some unscrupilous members of the community ransacked all their houses whilst they are away. Most burglers do it to sell on the house contents to get drugs, so doing over a hippies house would be like cutting out the middle man.

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:21 am

ukdaytona:
Apparently the 'Environmental Campaigners' have managed to close Biggin Hill airfield by chaining themselves to the gates. This is not (allegidly) a dry run for Heathrow at the weekend BUT if it is, where is the nearest Armoured Brigade please as I would love to watch a few Challengers role right over these tree huggers once and for all.

If they wanna do something then get a job and pay taxes like the rest of us else feck off........

Hey man. Light up a joint. Chill out. Dissing the hippies at Heathrow is so uncool.

These eco-warriors are fighting for all of us. So what if a few fat cat capitalists are delayed on their flight to Benidorm. Think of all the African babies who will be saved from sunburn when the hippy power stops global warming.

We should applaud them. In fact, we should fund them. We need to pay for the hippies to take on the biggest polluter of all - China.

Who will join me in sponsoring a hippy to go to China and tell the Chinese about the error of their ways? I hear Tiananmen Square is an ideal spot for protests. Twisted Evil

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:31 am

taffridge:
For those of you who took part in The Nimbys are right

Can we not do the same to THIS WEBSITE

Do WHAT? Joss stuck burning hippy drug scummers who support Sunderland and Leeds and hate Newcastle United?

hipforums.com/forums/s...p?t=254202

Target aquired as they say.

I feel it is time the 'Lets Stamp Out Land Mines' campaign (Patron - Heather Mills) was launched.

*Edit* No email verification required? The dizzy goats.

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Re: This Heathrow thing...

Post Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:51 am

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ukdaytona:
Apparently the 'Environmental Campaigners' have managed to close Biggin Hill airfield by chaining themselves to the gates. This is not (allegidly) a dry run for Heathrow at the weekend BUT if it is, where is the nearest Armoured Brigade please as I would love to watch a few Challengers role right over these tree huggers once and for all.

If they wanna do something then get a job and pay taxes like the rest of us else feck off........

Hey man. Light up a joint. Chill out. Dissing the hippies at Heathrow is so uncool.

These eco-warriors are fighting for all of us. So what if a few fat cat capitalists are delayed on their flight to Benidorm. Think of all the African babies who will be saved from sunburn when the hippy power stops global warming.

We should applaud them. In fact, we should fund them. We need to pay for the hippies to take on the biggest polluter of all - China.

Who will join me in sponsoring a hippy to go to China and tell the Chinese about the error of their ways? I hear Tiananmen Square is an ideal spot for protests. Twisted Evil

Yup I think that would be as much fun to watch as this was,

GOODY GOOD PROTESTERS GO TO IRAQ

or this t1t

DOPEY PROTESTER DROPS A B0LL0CK

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