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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:09 pm

The Lord Flasheart:
Tell me!


Does she like getting done up the dung trumpet by a collection of pedigree Schausers whilst having her front bottom flogged with a Triumph Boneville chain?

If not, I'm not interested.

Very close to the mark Twisted Evil

I didn't know about the hounds and the bike chain but the rest is about right according to a friend of mine.

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:14 pm

I know its wrong, and if there is a heaven, I'll burn in hell for my inexcusable perversion, but I'd love to sort out Ms Langford.
In fact, what the hell, in for a penny, in for a pound, throw in Una Stubbs for a threesome and I'll spend eternity keeping Judas Escarriott company. Embarassed Very Happy

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:43 pm




Ohh yeah, shes real 'top shelf totty'. Id rather do Arthur Mullard.


Not withstanding. Tell us all MiB. You may just sway my opinion if she does a good turn up the wrong 'un and likes to be force fed a pooey helmet.

(If you are concerned about any possibly libel cases, just put 'rumoured, supposedly or someone looking like Bonnie Langford' in front of whatever sluttery she is guilty of).

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:46 pm

The words "likes" "enjoys" and "advocates" spring to mind.

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:52 pm

The Lord Flasheart:
Quote:
Emma Peel

Department: Unofficial operative
Active duty: 1965-67
Height: 5'-8½"
Assigned to: Steed, John

Close, no cigar.
A Top 60's TV totty thread?

Really wanted to put Diana Rigg in here but agree with Flashy - 60s all the way.

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:56 pm

maninblack:
The words "likes" "enjoys" and "advocates" spring to mind.

She really enjoys going with chicks called Cate, like??

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:07 pm

MiB. FFS, just spell it out. None of this innuendo or subltety!!

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:22 pm

At 14 my hormones kept telling me to fancy this babe, I knew it was wrong somehow, but try as I might, I just couldn't help myself.

www.retrocrush.com/toons/daphne.jpg

Damn it, she is STILL hot!

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:35 pm

Yep, that li'l red cross gone an dun it for me, too.

The minx.

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 4:39 pm

Lady Weinberg. Hot as a hot thing that's been in a sauna then left in the sun back then

Still a looker today , even though she's pushing her bus pass.

I win. Very Happy

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 1:03 am

Well done guys - kindred spirits and all that - I've thought of a few more:-

Ayshea Brough - UFO/Lift off with Ayshea
Police Woman - Angie Dickenson
Linda Thorson - Tara King - The Avengers (Late 60's -early 70's?)
Mum (Mom?) and eldest daughter - The Brady Bunch
Daphne - Scooby Doo
Lesley Anne Downe - Miss Georgina -Upstairs Downstairs
Cheryl Kennedy - Mike Yarwood Show
Anne Aston - The Golden Shot
Blond Bird - Coca Cola Advert - I'd like to buy the world a coke.....
Blond Bird in Hot Gossip - David Essex was knocking her off (allegedly) - lucky barsteward
Susan Cadogan -had a hit with 'Hurt So Good'
Miss Diane - 'Croosroads'
Elsie Tanner- Coronation Street'
Penny Irving - Young Mr Graces' secretary/nurse - 'Are You Being Served?'



Alternative list:-(single/double/treble baggers)

Anna Karen (Olive from 'On the Buses')
Yootha Joyce (Mildred Roper - 'Man About The House')
Rita Webb (Benny Hill Show)
Minnie Caldwell and Ena Sharples (Coronation Street)
The Mother and Daughter - 'The Family' - reality TV Show
Mary Peters (Olympian)
Billie Jean King (Wimbledon Champ)

Surely there must be a few more.....

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:53 am

PTP Anouska Hemple nes pa.
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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:08 am

diehard57:
Well done guys - kindred spirits and all that - I've thought of a few more:-

Ayshea Brough - UFO/Lift off with Ayshea
Police Woman - Angie Dickenson
Linda Thorson - Tara King - The Avengers (Late 60's -early 70's?)
Mum (Mom?) and eldest daughter - The Brady Bunch
Daphne - Scooby Doo
Lesley Anne Downe - Miss Georgina -Upstairs Downstairs
Cheryl Kennedy - Mike Yarwood Show
Anne Aston - The Golden Shot
Blond Bird - Coca Cola Advert - I'd like to buy the world a coke.....
Blond Bird in Hot Gossip - David Essex was knocking her off (allegedly) - lucky barsteward
Susan Cadogan -had a hit with 'Hurt So Good'
Miss Diane - 'Croosroads'
Elsie Tanner- Coronation Street'
Penny Irving - Young Mr Graces' secretary/nurse - 'Are You Being Served?'



Alternative list:-(single/double/treble baggers)

Anna Karen (Olive from 'On the Buses')
Yootha Joyce (Mildred Roper - 'Man About The House')
Rita Webb (Benny Hill Show)
Minnie Caldwell and Ena Sharples (Coronation Street)
The Mother and Daughter - 'The Family' - reality TV Show
Mary Peters (Olympian)
Billie Jean King (Wimbledon Champ)

Surely there must be a few more.....



YOOTHA JOYCE???? Shocked Shocked



Then again you have put 'Mum' too, so maybe we shouldn't be surprised. Wink

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:34 am

Due to the fact that i was serving in the signals thruoughout the 70s I was never sober enough to watch tv and ogle the totty - hence my suggestion of Diana Rigg from the 60's - did i miss much ?

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:48 am

The very same JonWilly.

Very very heiss.

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 2:15 am

Strangely the logic was Mark Wienburg, ex Hambros private bank, he set up Abbey Life to introduce his selling tchnequies to UK made a fortune, including from very young JW, (Start of my Stash) then moved on and became Sir Mark, set up Allied Dunbar which made a fortune from direct selling assurance policies, then became Lord W. I saw a BBC prog on ultra fashionable Hotels one run by Lady W and they mentioned she had been actress AH.
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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 5:48 am

Any of the Star Trek tarts. This one was nice....


Edited to acknowledge actually 60's to start with....before the anally retentive Flashfarts reminds us all.....

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:48 am

In no particular order:

Felicity Kendall
Lalla Ward (Romana, Dr Who)
Jenny Agutter (in Walkabout)
Lt Uhura
Janet Ellis (the centrefold in the first art pamphlet I ever saw looked just like her)
Viv Martella (the Bill)
Any of the nurses in Angels, but esp. the redhead
Tony Blackburn's ex wife in Robin's nest
Conie Booth (polly, Fawlty Towers)
By way of widening the debate, Holly Aird in Soldier Soldier ('90's I know)?

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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:58 am

Lesley judd,my first crush.
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Re: Top 70's TV Totty

Post Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 11:58 am

In particular order:

Hattie Jacques

err that's it.

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