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Form a queue behind the citizens of Edinburgh.
ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
someone i'd not tire of punching for a very very long time!
geri halliwell is another with an extremely punchable face, the gallacher brothers, and the one i would probably NEVER tire of whacking in the face wich a shovel is jimmy carr... he really really really makes me feel all violent!
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Funnily enough I've just seen John Birt in my local Sainsbury's. I didn't tw@t him however as he had a small entourage with him, and he also turns out to be quite big!
I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......
She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth
I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......
She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth
Still give her a good hate Fcuking though!!!
I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......
She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth
you could feed her the decayed remains of her "pal" lena zavaroni!
Cheers Bud!!!
EEeeeeeeewww, that lot is nearly as bad as Stabtiffy...
You Evil man, why couldn't you have kept that to your self?
Cheers Bud!!!
Gutted!!
............Police car, will be just as good. Ta!!
Look some of the stuff in here is really quite nasty. If you are easily offended - DO NOT ENTER.
Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:06 pm
This Is the Crazy frog!
Oh wouldn't you love to smack 'em..
Oh wouldn't you love to smack 'em..
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:09 pm
I can't believe this little c-unt hasn't been on yet.
Surely there is no one more annoying on this planet than the "ubiquitous" Graham Norton.
I don't give a monkeys that he's hot for bot, but everytime I hear that whiney, plastic paddy, double-entendre filled voice, I get a pain behind my eyes. If I was allowed to punch him, just for one day, I would make my way down to the nearest gypsy-jewellery shop and adorn my knucks with a fine assortment of sovereigns and krugerands. I would then smite him with a teeth shattering haymaker.
Ring assisted mayhem is the only way ahead.
Surely there is no one more annoying on this planet than the "ubiquitous" Graham Norton.
I don't give a monkeys that he's hot for bot, but everytime I hear that whiney, plastic paddy, double-entendre filled voice, I get a pain behind my eyes. If I was allowed to punch him, just for one day, I would make my way down to the nearest gypsy-jewellery shop and adorn my knucks with a fine assortment of sovereigns and krugerands. I would then smite him with a teeth shattering haymaker.
Ring assisted mayhem is the only way ahead.
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:16 pm
Last one from me promise..............
Dennis Norden, The most mono-toned, straight faced boring tw@t, ever to grace TV. I would love to shove that clipboard right down his throat!!!!
He grips my s*** BIG TIME!!!
Dennis Norden, The most mono-toned, straight faced boring tw@t, ever to grace TV. I would love to shove that clipboard right down his throat!!!!
He grips my s*** BIG TIME!!!
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:30 pm
Seadog:
Form a queue behind the citizens of Edinburgh.
ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
someone i'd not tire of punching for a very very long time!
geri halliwell is another with an extremely punchable face, the gallacher brothers, and the one i would probably NEVER tire of whacking in the face wich a shovel is jimmy carr... he really really really makes me feel all violent!
i like this thread
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:33 pm
bernoulli:
I am a mild-mannered Artificer in my late thirties, but recently I have started to notice that there are some faces that just seem made to be punched, top of the list being Labour toady John Birt:
Funnily enough I've just seen John Birt in my local Sainsbury's. I didn't tw@t him however as he had a small entourage with him, and he also turns out to be quite big!
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:34 pm
Jayne Middlemiss.
As SOON as she opens her stupid gob I want to bash her dish in with a very large Fire Extingiusher.
As SOON as she opens her stupid gob I want to bash her dish in with a very large Fire Extingiusher.
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:38 pm
I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......
She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:40 pm
Mighty_doh_nut:
I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......
She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth
Still give her a good hate Fcuking though!!!
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:41 pm
Mighty_doh_nut:
I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......
She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth
you could feed her the decayed remains of her "pal" lena zavaroni!
Beanz- Posts: 1027
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:42 pm
Shirley Porter gives me the urge to commit violence whenever I see her rat like physog.
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:53 pm
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:54 pm
step by step guide:
-down a few units of stella ( bottle or can whatever you prefer )
-head over to www.mingers.com
-dial 999 as you WILL have caused serious damage to your hand
-down a few units of stella ( bottle or can whatever you prefer )
-head over to www.mingers.com
-dial 999 as you WILL have caused serious damage to your hand
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:05 pm
And another c*ck who needs to be taken around the back of the switchboard for some panel/grid interaction is that gurning ringpiece out of "Jamiroquai"....
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:20 pm
Okay Seadog, thats Mugabe after receiving his punch 
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:21 pm
Stained_Eligius:
Right, thats Andy Peters taken care of.
Cheers Bud!!!
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:24 pm
Sorry Beardo, just remembered that Mugabe got hit first. I'll get the picture of Andy Peters that I took from the comfort of a police car and post that too
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:25 pm
BeJaCo:
step by step guide:
-down a few units of stella ( bottle or can whatever you prefer )
-head over to www.mingers.com
-dial 999 as you WILL have caused serious damage to your hand
-down a few units of stella ( bottle or can whatever you prefer )
-head over to www.mingers.com
-dial 999 as you WILL have caused serious damage to your hand
EEeeeeeeewww, that lot is nearly as bad as Stabtiffy...
You Evil man, why couldn't you have kept that to your self?
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 4:30 pm
beardo:
Stained_Eligius:
Right, thats Andy Peters taken care of.
Cheers Bud!!!
Gutted!!
............Police car, will be just as good. Ta!!
beardo- Posts: 81
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 5:05 pm
There here is Beardo. Andy Peters crying like a girl
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