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Sir Andrew Turnbull, head of the Civil Service, face like a well smacked arrse.....
Beebs
Nothing further to say really!!
Just brighten up morning cheers 
Form a queue behind the citizens of Edinburgh.
ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
someone i'd not tire of punching for a very very long time!
geri halliwell is another with an extremely punchable face, the gallacher brothers, and the one i would probably NEVER tire of whacking in the face wich a shovel is jimmy carr... he really really really makes me feel all violent!
i like this thread
Funnily enough I've just seen John Birt in my local Sainsbury's. I didn't tw@t him however as he had a small entourage with him, and he also turns out to be quite big!
I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......
She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth
I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......
She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth
Still give her a good hate Fcuking though!!!
I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......
She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth
you could feed her the decayed remains of her "pal" lena zavaroni!
Look some of the stuff in here is really quite nasty. If you are easily offended - DO NOT ENTER.
Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:06 am
Sir Andrew Turnbull, head of the Civil Service, face like a well smacked arrse.....
Beebs
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 9:47 am
Sabre:
Nothing further to say really!!
Pielover:
Also it looks like someone has skiffed Mugabe's top lip....
Seadog:
Arafat is too dead to notice but Blunkett won't see it coming!
Poofs seem to be favoured in this thread. Mandelbum, Elton Latrine, Barrymore, the wallpaper homs, Elton's chum, Jonathon King, Jacko (who was found not guilty! ). I'd like to assure my Equality and Diversity Officer that their inclusion is coincidental with their sexuality.
Poofs seem to be favoured in this thread. Mandelbum, Elton Latrine, Barrymore, the wallpaper homs, Elton's chum, Jonathon King, Jacko (who was found not guilty! ). I'd like to assure my Equality and Diversity Officer that their inclusion is coincidental with their sexuality.
Just brighten up morning cheers
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:01 pm
6 elbows...........1 jab, and 1 headbutt!!!
He wasn't even that annoying?????
He wasn't even that annoying?????
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:04 pm
The Timmy Mallet picture took me back to my childhood and reminded me of a face i've wanted to punch for a very long time, Geoffrey Hayes out of Rainbow; patronising cnut.
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:22 pm
Another one I could Knock the Fcuk out of is Gaz Top, he's the reason some kids grew up with a lisp!!! That has to earn extra digs
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:40 pm
getting the pictures would just make my blood boil, but . . .
www.jamieoliver.co.uk/
www.timhenman.org
AAAAGGGHHH
www.jamieoliver.co.uk/
www.timhenman.org
AAAAGGGHHH
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:51 pm
Every single last one of these no life failures
www.celebrityloveisland.tv/
feckin freaks all off them
www.celebrityloveisland.tv/
feckin freaks all off them
VirtualSoapBox
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:53 pm
Kilroy-silk or, indeed, anybody coloured orange!
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:01 pm
How could we leave out Piers Moron, who has been proven punchable by J Clarkson Esq.:
eh? whats this about then? (not that id object, or anything...)
eh? whats this about then? (not that id object, or anything...)
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:06 pm
This Is the Crazy frog!
Oh wouldn't you love to smack 'em..
Oh wouldn't you love to smack 'em..
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:09 pm
I can't believe this little c-unt hasn't been on yet.
Surely there is no one more annoying on this planet than the "ubiquitous" Graham Norton.
I don't give a monkeys that he's hot for bot, but everytime I hear that whiney, plastic paddy, double-entendre filled voice, I get a pain behind my eyes. If I was allowed to punch him, just for one day, I would make my way down to the nearest gypsy-jewellery shop and adorn my knucks with a fine assortment of sovereigns and krugerands. I would then smite him with a teeth shattering haymaker.
Ring assisted mayhem is the only way ahead.
Surely there is no one more annoying on this planet than the "ubiquitous" Graham Norton.
I don't give a monkeys that he's hot for bot, but everytime I hear that whiney, plastic paddy, double-entendre filled voice, I get a pain behind my eyes. If I was allowed to punch him, just for one day, I would make my way down to the nearest gypsy-jewellery shop and adorn my knucks with a fine assortment of sovereigns and krugerands. I would then smite him with a teeth shattering haymaker.
Ring assisted mayhem is the only way ahead.
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:16 pm
Last one from me promise..............
Dennis Norden, The most mono-toned, straight faced boring tw@t, ever to grace TV. I would love to shove that clipboard right down his throat!!!!
He grips my s*** BIG TIME!!!
Dennis Norden, The most mono-toned, straight faced boring tw@t, ever to grace TV. I would love to shove that clipboard right down his throat!!!!
He grips my s*** BIG TIME!!!
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:30 pm
Seadog:
Form a queue behind the citizens of Edinburgh.
ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
someone i'd not tire of punching for a very very long time!
geri halliwell is another with an extremely punchable face, the gallacher brothers, and the one i would probably NEVER tire of whacking in the face wich a shovel is jimmy carr... he really really really makes me feel all violent!
i like this thread
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:33 pm
bernoulli:
I am a mild-mannered Artificer in my late thirties, but recently I have started to notice that there are some faces that just seem made to be punched, top of the list being Labour toady John Birt:
Funnily enough I've just seen John Birt in my local Sainsbury's. I didn't tw@t him however as he had a small entourage with him, and he also turns out to be quite big!
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:34 pm
Jayne Middlemiss.
As SOON as she opens her stupid gob I want to bash her dish in with a very large Fire Extingiusher.
As SOON as she opens her stupid gob I want to bash her dish in with a very large Fire Extingiusher.
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:38 pm
I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......
She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:40 pm
Mighty_doh_nut:
I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......
She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth
Still give her a good hate Fcuking though!!!
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:41 pm
Mighty_doh_nut:
I've never hit a woman in my life but I'd love to knock the living fcuk out of Bonnie bast@rd Langford......
She needs her happy fcuking feet cutting off and jamming in her mouth
you could feed her the decayed remains of her "pal" lena zavaroni!
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:42 pm
Shirley Porter gives me the urge to commit violence whenever I see her rat like physog.
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