My blood pressures gone up just browsing this thread.

I hope no-one else has nominated this fcuker.......ok, its a split but by fcuk, I would not tire of kicking her into another life:

God! i just hate the one in the middle....
you buy one.. you get one free...i say you buy one...SMACK! geddown you tw@t!

Currently serving 9 months playing Mr Big's Bitch at shower time.

edited cos ive learned mesen sumit new

(spell check that you turds)

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i couldn't agree more i would like to stab him to death!

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Russell Watson.... he's even showing us where to aim....

I knew I forgot someone... a different Russell....

Russell Crowe, for having a group called '30 Odd Foot of Grunt' and for having an ego the size of his native Australia. Talking of which, another name fits that desc....



Naomi "Do You Know Who I Am" Campbell

Charles Atha of Atha and Co Solicitors, a Teeside based firm of Ambulance Chasers. He's just been on the box again with his 'no win no fee, we'll nail the b*stards to the floor and take them for every penny they have for you, you dole scrounging, scratch card playing, Trisha watching, benefits claiming little c*nt' advert.

He is a moon faced little f*ck who badly needs to meet with a heavy yet blunt instrument.

And as for the tw*t who plays the 'classical' guitar in his f*cking adverts...............his fingers need to meet with a pair of sacateurs.

How about that stupid Kate Moss Bitch?

Jamie Oliver

From what I heard, she came back from a journo awards do (that would be a place to start some serious happy slapping) and found husband Mr "I was in the SAS" Phil Mitchell (whatever his real name is) in bed with, wait for it....shock horror....another man.

Cue screaming and a full on right hook. Apparently took a knife to him as well.

Please note this is from my wife's hairdresser (top bloke, not a woofter and knows all the TV geezers), so it must be true and the lawyers can't prove anything against me.

Talking of faces you'd love to smack, how about Dale Winton? He's just the right hue of orange (like that smarmy antiques thief David Dickinson, I'd smash a ming vase over his feckin head) and he's apparently "celebrity friends" with Greame Souness.

I'd best shut up now, don't think I'd qualify for legal aid.

Chris Moyles could do with a dig in the bake; his egotistic outbursts in the mornings are starting to prove too much...

He was being a complete to55er this morning. Should be made to record a 'celebrity tarzan' while being pushed off Beachy Head.

Moyles is consistently s*** with his listeners, I can't understand why people insist in phoning in just to get insulted. Even Sarah Cox was better in the mornings (and I'm really reaching limits here..)

George Jones is another radio misfit who would look good with broken nose; long-suffering Radio Ulster listeners will know what I'm talking about.

And the nomination goes to:

Steve Irwin, the Australian host of the Crocodile Hunter wildlife programme. I would endure the flight to Oz just to punch his lights out. Not only is he the most annoying person in the world, but he had endangered his month-old son’s life by holding him while hand-feeding a crocodile.

Defending himself after the outcry he said, "What I would do differently is I would make sure there were no cameras around."

Steve, do us all a favour, hurry up and get eaten by a crocodile............ now that would be worth watching. Ice goes all misty eyed.