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'orrible little smack head scroat!
And a f***ing pad brat, too!
Two candidates for a punching are that minging, lisping, ugly f***ing horror Julie Burchill and the equally horrid, talentless, facially-challenged so-called artist Tracy Emin.


Oh yeah and that orange-faced minger Kat Slater (can't be bothered to learn her real name) from factual docusoap Eastenders.

This ones gorra face like a tin of squashed arrsoles.
Last edited by UncleAlbert on Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:49 am; edited 1 time in total
D'you reckon that's his cum face?
The only reason he isn't featured is because I forgot the "what would you do in a coup" web-site was wish fulfilment not reality! I'd forgotten therefore that he wasn't lying a bleeding corpse in the ruins of Radio One's studio, with a CR2 parked on the steaming rubble. My bad...sorry.
Look some of the stuff in here is really quite nasty. If you are easily offended - DO NOT ENTER.

Orpheus
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:21 pm
Interesting that Coulson is interested in Army brutality (alleged) but ignored the fact that Rebecca Wade gave her actor husband a good slapping. Is there something we should be told? Given the publics appetite for celeb stories why did Coulson not investigate this one further?

mushroom
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:44 pm
Random_Task:

'orrible little smack head scroat!
Two candidates for a punching are that minging, lisping, ugly f***ing horror Julie Burchill and the equally horrid, talentless, facially-challenged so-called artist Tracy Emin.


Oh yeah and that orange-faced minger Kat Slater (can't be bothered to learn her real name) from factual docusoap Eastenders.

PoisonDwarf
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:22 am

This ones gorra face like a tin of squashed arrsoles.
Last edited by UncleAlbert on Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:49 am; edited 1 time in total

UncleAlbert
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Bulletproofsmoke
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:59 am
Oi Bulletproofsmoke, that's a f***ing belter of Michael 'it's only a mouse dear' Winner. Classic.

PoisonDwarf
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:16 am
PoisonDwarf:
Oi Bulletproofsmoke, that's a f***ing belter of Michael 'it's only a mouse dear' Winner. Classic.
D'you reckon that's his cum face?

DozyBint
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:39 am
Dozy I was just thinking the same! It looks like he has just exploded in his grundies!

flowers
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Filbert Fox
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:24 am
ROBIN COOK! Munchkin!
I know mother nature beat me to it (in more ways than one), but I'd never tire of marking time on his nose whilst sporting my largest pair of ammo-boots!
I know mother nature beat me to it (in more ways than one), but I'd never tire of marking time on his nose whilst sporting my largest pair of ammo-boots!

cannonpig
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:28 am
...and this muppet too! Can't believe he's not featured yet! moyles
Two for the price of one this cos that "comedy"
Dave would hanging out of his arrse!
Two for the price of one this cos that "comedy"

cannonpig
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:37 am
She would make a perfect model...for punchbags, the gobby twat

I wish that was my hand

I wish that was my hand

Bulletproofsmoke
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:38 am
cannonpig:
...and this muppet too! Can't believe he's not featured yet! moyles
Two for the price of one this cos that "comedy"
Dave would hanging out of his arrse!
Two for the price of one this cos that "comedy"
The only reason he isn't featured is because I forgot the "what would you do in a coup" web-site was wish fulfilment not reality! I'd forgotten therefore that he wasn't lying a bleeding corpse in the ruins of Radio One's studio, with a CR2 parked on the steaming rubble. My bad...sorry.

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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:50 pm
Have we mentioned everyone's favourite popstar paedophile yet?

Before you started punching, I'd like to be allowed to yank that stupid goatee beard out, hair by hair, with a pair of pliers.

Before you started punching, I'd like to be allowed to yank that stupid goatee beard out, hair by hair, with a pair of pliers.

FluffyBunny

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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:55 pm
my choice would have to be Sven-Goran Eriksson

A_Knocker_Till_The_End
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:38 pm
shami chakribarti- gobby bitch from liberty
vanessa feltz
phil schofield
vanessa feltz
phil schofield

slopey_shoulders
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Re: Punchable faces.
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:48 pm
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martin o' feckin-neil
[img]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:tFIBJ3-BwgAL9M:eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/2290601[/img]
martin o' feckin-neil

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