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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:43 pm

Davina fecking McCall gets my vote.



Slag.

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:21 pm

Interesting that Coulson is interested in Army brutality (alleged) but ignored the fact that Rebecca Wade gave her actor husband a good slapping. Is there something we should be told? Given the publics appetite for celeb stories why did Coulson not investigate this one further?

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:44 pm

Random_Task:

'orrible little smack head scroat!
And a f***ing pad brat, too!

Two candidates for a punching are that minging, lisping, ugly f***ing horror Julie Burchill and the equally horrid, talentless, facially-challenged so-called artist Tracy Emin.




Oh yeah and that orange-faced minger Kat Slater (can't be bothered to learn her real name) from factual docusoap Eastenders.


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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:22 am



This ones gorra face like a tin of squashed arrsoles.

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:33 am




and both of these cnuts

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:59 am

Oi Bulletproofsmoke, that's a f***ing belter of Michael 'it's only a mouse dear' Winner. Classic.

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:16 am

PoisonDwarf:
Oi Bulletproofsmoke, that's a f***ing belter of Michael 'it's only a mouse dear' Winner. Classic.

D'you reckon that's his cum face? Shocked

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:39 am

Dozy I was just thinking the same! It looks like he has just exploded in his grundies!

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:59 am

Has anyone mentioned this prick yet?


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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:24 am

ROBIN COOK! Munchkin!
I know mother nature beat me to it (in more ways than one), but I'd never tire of marking time on his nose whilst sporting my largest pair of ammo-boots!

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:28 am

...and this muppet too! Can't believe he's not featured yet! moyles
Two for the price of one this cos that "comedy" Rolling Eyes Dave would hanging out of his arrse!

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:37 am

She would make a perfect model...for punchbags, the gobby twat



I wish that was my hand

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 10:38 am

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...and this muppet too! Can't believe he's not featured yet! moyles
Two for the price of one this cos that "comedy" Rolling Eyes Dave would hanging out of his arrse!

The only reason he isn't featured is because I forgot the "what would you do in a coup" web-site was wish fulfilment not reality! I'd forgotten therefore that he wasn't lying a bleeding corpse in the ruins of Radio One's studio, with a CR2 parked on the steaming rubble. My bad...sorry.

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:38 pm

A face I would never tire of punching.

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:50 pm

Have we mentioned everyone's favourite popstar paedophile yet?



Before you started punching, I'd like to be allowed to yank that stupid goatee beard out, hair by hair, with a pair of pliers.

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:55 pm

my choice would have to be Sven-Goran Eriksson

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:38 pm

shami chakribarti- gobby bitch from liberty
vanessa feltz
phil schofield

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:48 pm

[img]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:2UPSyxVeV0lKnM:www.celticprogrammesonline.com/PROGRAMME%2520COVERS/0203/dundeeutd0203h450px1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:tFIBJ3-BwgAL9M:eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/empics/2290601[/img]

martin o' feckin-neil

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:49 am



Lots of times

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Re: Punchable faces.

Post Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:56 am

And there aren't enough days in an average lifetime to tire of punching this bunch of cnuts






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