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Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses

Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:33 am

E2 2008 2009 2010 E1 2008 2009 2010 D 2008 2009 2010 C2 2008 2009 2010 C1 2008 2009 2010 B2 2008 2009 2010 B1 2008 2009 2010
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3 £13,477 3 £13,271 3 £13,360 3 £13,172 3 £13,440 3 3
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3 £14,726 3 1 6 £14,502 6 £14,599 6 £14,393 6 £14,686 6 6
4 £15,168 4 1 7 £14,937 7 £15,037 7 £14,825 7 £15,127 7 7
5 £15,623 8 £15,385 8 £15,488 8 £15,270 8 £15,581 8 8
6 £16,092 1 £15,847 1 1 9 £15,953 9 £15,728 9 £16,048 9 9
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59 £70,546 59 £42,030 59 59 £68,948 59 £70,354 59 £70,404 10 £69,409 10 10 10
60 £72,662 60 £42,030 60 60 60 £72,464 60 £72,516 60 £71,491



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Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses

Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:35 am

Yes I no its cut and past but worth a read,

Legal update - important action for PCS members at E1 and E2
Our union is continuing to progress a major legal challenge to the imposed pay cuts for our members. All members impacted have already been asked to complete a complaint letter; we now need to take the next step and all members are asked to complete a individual grievance and lodge this with the department.

Attached below at Annex 1 is a grievance template letter. All PCS members in pay band’s E1 and E2 are urged to complete this letter. Based on our legal advice, we are also lodging 10 employment tribunal cases, to protect the legal position of every PCS member in both pay bands.

At Annex 2 below is the MoD pay scales and spine points from 2006-2009. All staff that are in receipt of the pay protection allowance are asked to use this to complete their grievance letter. Please use this information to work out your spine point and also the amount of money you have lost in consolidated pay.

For example if you were previously on spine point 31 (the spine point max before 1 May 2009) you will now be on spine point 9. Your consolidated and pensionable pay loss would have decreased from £23,534 to £20,074 meaning that you will have suffered a loss of £3,460 per annum.

We will of course be highlighting the potential future loss for staff who previously had expectations to progress up the pay scale only to find the maxima come crashing down below them. For now however your immediate loss should be calculated as the amount of pay protection that you are receiving.

If you have queries on this please contact your local branch or group secretary, Paul Barnsley at paulba @ pcs.org.uk for assistance.

As before PCS members are asked to send a copy of the completed letter to the Director General for Civilian Personnel, Susan Scholefield and also send a copy of the competed grievance letter to PCS at paulba @ pcs.org.uk

Update on negotiations
There have been no further responses or efforts by the department to resolve our dispute. We have not received a response from Susan Scholefield to our invitation to meet PCS members directly to discuss their concerns on pay. It is worth reminding all members of the issues that we are still in dispute with our employer on:

1.The attack on the pay of the lowest paid staff with huge cuts to pay at the E1 and E2 pay band maxima. Our union wants MoD to work with us to agree fair pay band maxima for these pay bands.
2.A disgraceful attempt by MoD to cut the future pensions of all staff, particularly at pay bands E1 and E2. Our union is demanding a guarantee of no detriment to our members pensions.
3.A series of cuts to the pay and allowances of civil servants serving overseas. Our union is seeking an agreement that treats PCS members working abroad fairly and which rewards their commitment.
4.MoD scale shortening has pushed many members back down to their pay band minima – this after member’s have spent years moving away from it. Our union wants an agreement on scale shortening that rewards long service and loyalty and where our members can get to rate for the job- the band maxima quickly.
5.Freezing pay band maxima at senior pay bands. Our union wants a fair pay for all staff in all grades.
6.The offer is divisive and does not meet the terms of the PCS national and group pay claim. Our members have suffered years of low pay and below inflation awards. Many members continue to struggle to make ends meet and the MoD pay system needs urgent reform

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Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses

Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:38 am

A2_Matelot:
Widely reported in the media (to early to muck about with links) that this year alone our MOD Civil Servants (CS) received £47M in bonuses
500 quid each? Blimey. That being non-consolidated performance pay (as mandated for all government departments by pensioner-robber Broon), not "bonuses".

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Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses

Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:31 am

Minnesota_Viking:
There is a bonus system purely because they cannot afford to pay pensions; by not being part of salary it does not accrue towards pensionable pay. It is totally iniquitous (spelling?) and rather than actually rewarding proper endeavour it rewards those at the higher end of the pay scale with greater sums of money. They would be better off doing away with it all together and just giving every civil servant three or four days extra leave that must be taken at Christmas (because they switch all the heating off anyway and no green suits are in work except duty personnel!).
The hilarious thing is that Cyclops who brought the system in (whilst Chancellor) is pretending not to remember it. What a clown!

The best time to start WWIII was always Christmas (especially as the Russians celebrate it a week or two later than us) whilst MB is on holiday.

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Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses

Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:13 am

Civil Serpents

The fact of the matter is,is that there are to many of you, full stop.And i will give you an example, in my old place we had 5 civil servants,one was a store man /driver, who could neither lift or drive, and spent 6 months out of 12 on the sick(Bonus paid).We also had 2 AOs, who you would be hard pressed to find in the office, if at all, before 11 in the morning, and after 3 in the afternoon (Bonus paid).The other was permanently on the sick with various G1 type issues, but i would guess he probably got the bonus too.The end result, 2 of us picked up the workload which wasn't massive anyway got on with it and still went home at a sensible time. And yep neither of us got a bonus.

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Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses

Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 9:33 am

Morris_Viper:
Civil Serpents

The fact of the matter is,is that there are to many of you, full stop.And i will give you an example, in my old place we had 5 civil servants,one was a store man /driver, who could neither lift or drive, and spent 6 months out of 12 on the sick(Bonus paid).We also had 2 AOs, who you would be hard pressed to find in the office, if at all, before 11 in the morning, and after 3 in the afternoon (Bonus paid).The other was permanently on the sick with various G1 type issues, but i would guess he probably got the bonus too.The end result, 2 of us picked up the workload which wasn't massive anyway got on with it and still went home at a sensible time. And yep neither of us got a bonus.

So why didn't their line manager - who I assume was Military - do something about it? They can only get away with it if someone let's them get away with it..

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Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses

Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:21 am

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Civil Serpents

The fact of the matter is,is that there are to many of you, full stop.And i will give you an example, in my old place we had 5 civil servants,one was a store man /driver, who could neither lift or drive, and spent 6 months out of 12 on the sick(Bonus paid).We also had 2 AOs, who you would be hard pressed to find in the office, if at all, before 11 in the morning, and after 3 in the afternoon (Bonus paid).The other was permanently on the sick with various G1 type issues, but i would guess he probably got the bonus too.The end result, 2 of us picked up the workload which wasn't massive anyway got on with it and still went home at a sensible time. And yep neither of us got a bonus.

So why didn't their line manager - who I assume was Military - do something about it? They can only get away with it if someone let's them get away with it..

Long term sick leave = no bonus
Restoring efficiency = no bonus

Were the AO's part time by any chance?

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Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:27 am

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I do care ,Our troops safety as to come first before civil servants can claim expenses /bonus .

You obviously don't read to well.

Expenses are paid to cover out of pocket expense no matter if you are Military or Civilian and are paid at the same rate these days. Do you really expect someone to pay for there own fuel when driving somewhere on their employers business?.

No i don't expect someone to pay for their own fuel when driving somewhere on their employers business yes you should be able to claim for expenses .
But i do object to people being paid large bonus which are also being paid out on top of expenses when it as already been stated that the money could be spent on our soldiers safety

Chubb, you are living proof inbreeding produces fuckwits.

If you were a dog, you'd be a crufts show winner due to being more inbred than a lab.

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Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:31 am

While we can all find examples of lazy CS, the majority work hard for (relatively) little pay or recognition.
Most of the real issues in MOD are in the organisation at a higher level, not the individuals at the low level.

And I can find a lazy storeman in uniform at most military establishments so lets not have the pot calling the kettle black here!

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Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:31 am

Lets face it Liam Fox and Mercer really are out of touch. Something I wrote elsewhere - but I feel strongly about this - we are attacking the very people, who in many cases support us. We are too few to complete these tasks and need CS help.

The issue of bonuses and the MOD has not been entirely thought. It is far too simplistic and hides the fact that many military posts have been civilianised over the past 25 years. So, firstly, I am not entirely sure how the Conservative Party are going to reduce the amount of posts, many of which provide direct support to servicemen and women when they are back in the UK and Germany. These civil servants are part of the military team and the majority of them are low paid and many are ex sevicemen and women. To decry their contribution and attack them over a bonus scheme imposed on them by Gordon Brown, when he was at the Treasury I find crass and unhelpful. Secondly, as the bonus scheme was part of a pay rise over 5 years ago - it is disengenuos to say that the money could be released easily to assist the front line. As a recently retired Lieutenant Colonel I was angered by the over simplification of the argument. I really do think defence correspondent's could have produced articles that covered the facts and not hyperbole. Most civil servants employed by the MOD provide security, adminstration, intelligence skills, scientific advisors and hands on experts who help counter the IEDD threat, medical centre staff and a whole host of other talents releasing troops for the front line. Critise the MoD for "rubbish procurement" by all means - one of the reasons I left the army early was my lack of faith in procurement decisions made by senior officers and civil servants and haven't "sold my soul" to work for a defence contractor - but don't attack part of the military team - the civil servants - the very people I lived and worked with throughout my career. Mr Patrick Mercer's comments were also not helpful and show how out of touch he has become. Many civil servants in the MOD are low paid and hard working and loyal. They should expect better. Attack the Labour Parties destruction of a coherent military strategy by other means please.

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Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses

Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:45 am

kes1:
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I do care ,Our troops safety as to come first before civil servants can claim expenses /bonus .

You obviously don't read to well.

Expenses are paid to cover out of pocket expense no matter if you are Military or Civilian and are paid at the same rate these days. Do you really expect someone to pay for there own fuel when driving somewhere on their employers business?.

No i don't expect someone to pay for their own fuel when driving somewhere on their employers business yes you should be able to claim for expenses .
But i do object to people being paid large bonus which are also being paid out on top of expenses when it as already been stated that the money could be spent on our soldiers safety

Chubb, you are living proof inbreeding produces fuckwits.

If you were a dog, you'd be a crufts show winner due to being more inbred than a lab.

My Bold - Already been stated by someone almost as stupid as your good self! As has been explained over and over again by people who actually know what they are talking about, these "bonuses" are actually a part of the normal pay structure of MOD civil servants - which is hardly over generous to start with.

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Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 10:51 am

Before anyone rolls out the chestnut about us having a higher proportion of CS compared to uniformed strength than other countries, I've seen how many jobs-for-life uniformed personnel are employed as administrators, training staff, procurement executives, range supervisors, librarians, shelf stackers, doormen, clerks, mess retainers and suchlike by other nations, many of them our NATO allies sadly enough.

(Or have we got it wrong?)

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Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:08 am

Blokeonabike:
kes1:
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Baldrick66:
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I do care ,Our troops safety as to come first before civil servants can claim expenses /bonus .

You obviously don't read to well.

Expenses are paid to cover out of pocket expense no matter if you are Military or Civilian and are paid at the same rate these days. Do you really expect someone to pay for there own fuel when driving somewhere on their employers business?.

No i don't expect someone to pay for their own fuel when driving somewhere on their employers business yes you should be able to claim for expenses .
But i do object to people being paid large bonus which are also being paid out on top of expenses when it as already been stated that the money could be spent on our soldiers safety

Chubb, you are living proof inbreeding produces fuckwits.

If you were a dog, you'd be a crufts show winner due to being more inbred than a lab.

My Bold - Already been stated by someone almost as stupid as your good self! As has been explained over and over again by people who actually know what they are talking about, these "bonuses" are actually a part of the normal pay structure of MOD civil servants - which is hardly over generous to start with.

Logic, fact and truth don't work with Chubb - it barely understands the human language (there have been question raised as to whether it is in fact human or some brainless amoeba like thing).

Best to just go for a short simple (preferably of words of one syllable) insult.

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Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:26 am

Dunservin:
Before anyone rolls out the chestnut about us having a higher proportion of CS compared to uniformed strength than other countries, I've seen how many jobs-for-life uniformed personnel are employed as administrators, training staff, procurement executives, range supervisors, librarians, shelf stackers, doormen, clerks, mess retainers and suchlike by other nations, many of them our NATO allies sadly enough.

(Or have we got it wrong?)

As far as the US is concerned you've hit the nail pretty much on the head. The ratio of CS to Military on most UK project teams is between 70-80% civi with remainder being Military. US teams are 60-80% Military with some of them not moving from that team for 15 to 20 years. It's strange seeing US Warrant Officers and SNCO's carrying out the same function as MOD CS E2/1 grades but being paid 5 times the salary.

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Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:15 pm

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I don't know enough about the ins and outs of the bonuses that these civvy pen-pushers get to comment on that but last year I can remember seeing some internal magazine called 'Defence Focus' I think which is purely aimed at the gimps in the MoD offices and there was a whole article on how many OBEs/MBEs etc had been dished out to these bods for doing spells in theatre.

I've seen acts of extreme courage where the bods involved have got nothing more than a certificate from the Brigadier, so how they defend giving anything to a civil servant who sits in Lashkar Gar or Baghdad for a bit.

Then again the lads who have served in the Queen's uniform can at least look themselves in the mirror and know they toed the line; can these losers at the MoD say the same?

God, I'm a prejudiced cnut!!!

you're quite the tw@t aren't you?


Err...no? Maybe your the tw@? Surely if the symbol '@' means 'at', then its just 'tw@' to denote t***? You're not even as clever as a bod from the Infantry.

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Re: Civil Serpants £300M bonuses

Post Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:47 pm

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Civil Serpents

The fact of the matter is,is that there are to many of you, full stop.And i will give you an example, in my old place we had 5 civil servants,one was a store man /driver, who could neither lift or drive, and spent 6 months out of 12 on the sick(Bonus paid).We also had 2 AOs, who you would be hard pressed to find in the office, if at all, before 11 in the morning, and after 3 in the afternoon (Bonus paid).The other was permanently on the sick with various G1 type issues, but i would guess he probably got the bonus too.The end result, 2 of us picked up the workload which wasn't massive anyway got on with it and still went home at a sensible time. And yep neither of us got a bonus.

My bold - this hardly qualifies as a fact.

BTW - I'd take issue with the manager that allow such a situation, if it ever really existed, to continue.

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Post Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:07 pm

For all the other cs guys and girls in arrse land why don't we start a thread called [bHOW WILL YOU SPEND YOUR SHARE OF THE 300 M[/b]

I think I'll put £380 towards wine and dirty women the other £20 I will just waste

good grief did anyone think we were really getting that much I personally am getting p1ssed off being depicted as some sort of bowler hatted tw't walking about with a rolled unbrella and a copy of the times under my arm. torries want to reduce the numbers , great, liarbor jump on the band wagon , super so we get rid of a few thousand more who does their work thats ok I'll just take that on as well. ffs I can't even get out the office onto the shop floor as it is because of all the crap being pushed our way first it was james ,eci lsi etc etc now stabs not allowed to carry out lifting tackle inspections plus reduction in regulars at the unit thank christ the TA were on reduced training and has given us a chance to catch u a bit

Rant over "wife get me another glass of that nice chablis we bought with the bonus"

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Post Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:15 pm

Gentlemen, please remember that any scandal involving the income of Civil Servants, Postmen, BBC executives, airline pilots or even celebrities between now and the next election is purely a smokescreen created by Mr Mandelbum to obscure how much he and his chums are trousering.
Bets on. Before the next election MPs will get at least £100k per year BASIC and members of the Lords will get a salary (they are on expenses only at the moment.) On the subject of His lordship, Baron Mandelbum, of Foy in the County of Herefordshire and of Hartlepool in the County of Durham First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills, President of the Board of Trade and Lord President of the Council, Will doubtless soon become the first Arsebishop of the Church of all England, Scotland, Wales and Rockall in a move that may split the Church!

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Post Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 4:20 pm

You missed out his new role as Minister of Misinformation.

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