im a dick

You're a fcuking wah more like.

I can gaurantee you're not as much of a dick as me

If you challenge me........well let's just leave it at that(ted ninja kicks away into the distance) x

Not as much of a Dick as im packing!!

Can the posts really get anymore more fcuking uninteresting? Yes you are a dick, now fcuk off and post on boringcnuts.com

Might be best to list your crimes in order to show appropriate contriteness.

maybe he is Polish?

"im a dick...polokoshoshokow ...im a namaishov..."
i think he wants a packet of crisps.

bl00dy fluent me.

Indeed you are, now let's all hope and pray that something awful happens between now and 23rd November

Some barely literate drink induced racism and homophobia starting here and also on this thread here. Although one of our friendly neighbourhood mods has kindly edited some of his posts.

He's now worried he won't be getting in the Army or will get the shoeing of his life if he does.

Thanks, although in fact I've been following them. I was actually after a full confession - goo for the soul and rather entertaining on a boring Monday a.m.

goo? I meant good

Yup, you most certainly are

Fingers on lips, nothing sorted yet.

Ssssh.

Is it just me, or should he be allowed into the army for just a few weeks?

We should be thankful for people like Pmason, it's for people like him we can have some light hearted banter in the NAAFI, really, he must be related to Mike Golden, bless the 2 lads, salt of the earth if you ask me

You are a decent person, but too kind. Really, far, far too kind.

NOW PMASON, TAKE A HINT AND GO AND RUN A COLD BATH AND LIE IN IT AND SLASH YOUR WRISTS!

Now you are being too unkind

Except about the bath and the wrists, obviously.

If you make it a hot bath then I will agree.....

That’s just sick. Do you know how much energy is needed to run a hot bath?!

For shame!!

He's a Kiwi?