Dats cuz dey is unnerground innit

No you'll not catch me out with that one. Oh and cnut!

Mr Quinlank here is the king of hobbies check out the expert.

edit: Apologies - been done.

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Ty for the excellent link sir, this provides ample inspiration for my own depraved hobby.

-DC

Bus spotters...even chuffin worse than train spotters!

im currently building a 1/2 scale Matilda Tank.... wife thinks its pretty bizzare.

My ex brother in law spent ages building a radio controlled submarine.

I went to see the maiden voyage at Frensham Ponds.

All you could see was the aerial sticking through the water.

I wish I could say it sank but it did'nt.

I have an unheallthy obsession with otters

No shit?

No s***, obsessed with the little bleeders, going otter spotting in the morning

My old chemistry teacher had obsessive compulsive personality disorder and kept every one of his red marking biros. Then felt the need to show them to me. Bless...

silckcuntpara Please put your crayons away and don't start again.

You could try building a radio controlled Sunderland (functioning depth charges might be a bit difficult though)

What's the point of building a Sub that doesn't sink? I thought that's what they were for?

If it didn't surface again, that would have been the giggle...surely? Or will I just fu...ah there's the door.

I have some Civil Service collegues who come into the office wearing suits, and pretend to do usefull work.
Now....how fecking bizarre is that for a pastime?

odder still....but well observed.

Fcuking Morris Dancing?

WTF is that all about? Usually done by old sad slightly racist semi alcoholics (see how much the cnuts drink after hey nonny no-ing around the boozer garden.)

But recently I saw a 'Morissette', 20 something female, who looked attractive and normal enough.

Until you spoke to her, that is...and it became apparent that she was a Belinda No-Mates and desperate for a boyfriend, even if he is a Morris dancer.

I used to run a pub near Henley on Thames (I felt like one of the Beverley Hillbillies) and we had to run a function for the Oxfordshire Morrismen-an odder bunch of inbred mutant freaks you'll not find. I walked across the road to get a paper, glanced to my right, did a double take and saw the massed horde of dribbling, funny-shaped-head, bizarrely clad freaks shuffling toward my establishment- mutants!

Another interesting pastime…

Daily Mail - Innocent trainspotter suspected of being a terrorist by police after taking photos of trains
When trainspotter Stephen White noticed some interesting engines, he wasted no time in taking pictures of them for his collection.
It was the start of a bizarre sequence of events involving midnight phone calls, police raids and even, it is claimed, suspected terrorism.
Miss White's car number plate was also noted and police traced it to her home in Lincolnshire, where a neighbour gave them her mobile phone number.
An officer then phoned her in the early hours, waking her daughter Jessica, 11, and six-year-old son Bryn, and demanded she take the photos to a police station despite her innocent explanation.
Not wishing to interrupt the family holiday, Miss White, a 41-year-old civil servant, refused.
Police swooped on the campsite the next day, and again demanded to take the photos.
But Mr White and his sister say they were so annoyed with the officers for not believing that they were not terrorists and for harassing them that they refused to hand over the snaps.
The next day, they say, their car was pulled over by a police officer with his blue lights flashing. Again, he demanded the camera and pictures, but the family stood their ground.
Mr White, a coach driver, said: 'We were treated and hunted as if we were terrorists and a threat to national security, which was ridiculous. This has totally ruined the holiday, just because I'm a bit of a train geek who took pictures of some engines.
'The police officers from Dyfed Powys who came to our campsite were very heavy-handed and were threatening to send Special Branch round to see us and the house. They wanted to know what I'd been doing and I tried to explain I was just a trainspotter and wasn't some sort of Al Qaeda terrorist.
'It's just an innocent photo - which you could find on Google Earth anyway. I've put a complaint in to the police already but they still won't let it rest.'
A spokesman for Dyfed Powys Police confirmed that officers 'sought an explanation from Mr White regarding his activities following a report of suspicious behaviour at an oil refinery site in West Wales.
'Following an explanation from him, no further action was taken.'

Trans-sexual trainspotter?