I think her farting on the cake pointing her ricker towards me. I think i'm getting one of my Annie Walker headaches.

Nah, they're just aerial photographs. Phnarr, phnarr.

Talking about seeing things on telly: I remember yonks ago on the telly in Switzerland that there was a programme about a crematorium in Berlin. Apart from showing the "inner workings", they also showed the hobby of one of the assistants there - which was riding a unicycle around the place. Very bizarre indeed!

MsG

thinking about getting into human taxiderme

He's OK, if you're on his wavelength.

I give you six of the best. (Ooh er missus)

Below are six links to real websites that appreciate the finer points of life.

They all work, I know because I have lost 10 minutes of my miserable life researching this load of bollox, but someone here might enjoy and dare I say actually subscibe to one (or more).

PYLONS

DUST CAPS

CORDUROY

PARK BENCHES

TRAFFIC CONES

ROUNDABOUTS

Just look at the bearded twat, what would you expect from a twat that looks like that.

I know a chap who collects the tassels of coffin ropes from each funeral he attends .

This one was briefly popular in the Beerhouse in Manchester a couple of years ago
users.breathe.com/yori...otspot.pdf
I still have some wobbly pictures of a distant Tadcaster Stoat.

Probably the strangest hobby is surfing the NAAFI Bar at ARRSE.co.uk

Even more bizarre is that some people enjoy it.

Well... boogar Oi... I thought the was collecting 'nails'... the sorty o metal thingies ye hammer intae wood..or somfink similar....

Eache to their own, say I.... I collect Cheese.... but I get this overpowering urge to eat it soon after 'collecting' it from the supermarket...

I wouldn't advise the video of Brazillian's guffing on one another then Jarrod. I showed that to a friend at University and the sod vomited in my waste paper basket.

A tasteful video of some Brazilian's farting on each others noses.

I've got CDO which is a bit like OCD but in alphabtical order (stolen from some comedian somewhere)

Fairly odd

www.mattcawley.com/wei...l.htm#sec1

now this is naval gazing!



"It was on the 17th of January 1984 that I found myself under-occupied in a youth hostel in Brisbane. The night was steamy and stormy - too wet outside and too hot inside to do very much, and my attention drifted to my belly button. There it was ... fluff! I must have seen it before that night, but this occasion was the first time I ever picked it out and wondered about it. I became curious about how much navel fluff one person could generate (enough to stuff a cushion, maybe?), and the only way to find for sure was to collect it and see. My first piece of navel fluff was stored in an empty film canister, and the collection had begun."

Graham Barker

I collect tea towels.

I get sent/given them from all over the world.

At the reading of my Gran's will, she left me her collection of tea towels.

I wet my breeks laughing at the announcement, the family were nonplussed, but my Gran knew my sense of humour.

Anytime someone goes abroad on Hols and offers to bring me back tobacco or booze, the answer's "NO, bring me back a tea towel".

Every time i walk into my local boozer, someone has been abroad and brought back a tea towel and left it behind the bar for me.

Yes, it's odd, but it makes me laugh.

Sorry Gran (if yer watching), but that joke of yours has developed a life of it's own.

Ah I might be able to find a very nice one I picked up. Apparently "michael stone is ulsters hero" i think it must be second hand though cause it has a great big hand print on it, i tried to wash the red paint out but it just wouldnt shift.

I would gladly add that to my collection Biccies!!!

C'mon the Hoops lol

IIRC its tucked away in my old cardboard suitcase (do they still issue them?) I shall have a look for it.

That is not a hobby that is called being a grotty basterdo, but saying that i as many other ex sevice men suffer with is hard skinned feet, mainly on the ball and heel, i like to take an old fashion razor blade and shave as much off as i can much like peeling an orange